My name is Frank. I'm a cat, and I'm cooler than you. Other cats say that I have a familiar looking face...and I tell them that whoever they knew that looked like me was damn handsome. I like to hunt down dogs, small humans, or whatever else I can find. I just moved to Catonsville, and the lil' mrs. moved out, but I still have my mom and dad living with me to bring me food and clean up my shit. I eat way too much and my stomach nearly touches the floor. I'm a beast. Oh, and PETA is a bunch of bullshit..fuck those hippies.
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