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About Me

I live in a huge house. I can never go outside. I wanna go outside, damnit. Mom opens the windows and the frickin' birds just fly back and forth, teasing me. The other day a snake came in the house and I killed it. I chewed and chewed on it. then Mom took it away. sometimes that bee-yatch is no fun at all. I mostly sleep all day. I got 'fixed' and declawed, but I still try to scratch things with my invisible claws. I'm bored as hell and tired of being trapped like a rat inside the house all freakin' day, every day.

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the DEMON kitty

see the cute widdle face thats the background of MY profile ???!!! that is mom's new kitten, a little blue-eyed fuzzball who gets all the "ohhhhhh she's soooooo cuuuuuuute !!!!!!!!" which makes me wa...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Nov 2004 09:17:00 GMT

can't do ANYTHING fun

things that are fun that stupid human mommy won't let me do: - chew on plastic cheerleader pompom strands - inhale / swallow plastic cheerleader pompom strands - crap outside the litter box - pe...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jul 2004 00:01:00 GMT

what the heck ?

I'm starving my ass off, and there's no cat food. so Mom pours me a plate of this Science Diet dog food crap. like I'm really going to eat that ! she could at least give me some tuna or tidbits of tur...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:33:00 GMT