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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

an intense liver with an intense liver.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who will never turn their back on me. also, andre the giant and johnny cash.

My Blog

i’m this lame...

beat the doctor without using subversion.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:14:00 GMT

unholy feast

i got off work and ate 10 hard boiled eggs in about 5 minutes...it's a little over an hour later, and i feel seriously ill. why did i DO THAT?! clearly, i'm at BEST 20% the man that cool hand luke was...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:14:00 GMT

on learning stuff and catch-22s.

one day a few years ago, i attended my classes for the day. this was while i was still enrolled at UMBC.it seemed at first to be a normal day; no quizzes, exams, or projects due that week, no rigorous...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:00:00 GMT

googlisms about me

nagle is being recognized for having the courage to record it nagle is making it tougher to be a bad guy nagle is a regular presenter and panelist before international symposiums and conferences...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jul 2004 03:48:00 GMT

don't tell the IRS

apparently humanforsale.com says i'm worth exactly: $1,591,390.00. wonder if i can sell a finger and get me some o' dat cash... you know, liquidate some assets or something like that...
Posted by on Sat, 01 May 2004 03:45:00 GMT

hiccups

i got hiccups for the first time in literally nine years tonight... it sucked SOOOOOO badly... i don't know how you motherfuckers can deal with this shit on any kind of regular basis. FUCK HICCUPS, TH...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Apr 2004 23:50:00 GMT

t-shirt idea

this is nowhere near as cool as jackson's idea for a self-reflexive tshirt, but it's still worth mentioning... devo and i are getting tshirts made up; my shirt will have a picture of me on the front g...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Apr 2004 00:49:00 GMT