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surfmonkey

got any monkey in you?

About Me

I love women, bananas, and surfing. I like to be spanked. I like to party and I very rarely wear pants.

My Interests

Taking pictures, masterbating,and throwing my poop.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a surfer girl with bananas, who doesn't mind spanking up to three times a day.

Music:

The Monkeys, David Hasselhoff, and Enya.

Movies:

Going Ape!!!, King Kong, Any Which way but loose, The Cannonball Run II, Monkey Shines, Monkey Business, Terms of Endearment. Anything with Tony Danza.

Heroes:

Clyde.