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grimlock

i will promise to love you completely

About Me

me grimlock. if me were to sum me up in one word, word would be: jay-z video. yachts, crystAL, cognac, bitches, guns, money, etc. me like to do coke off girls asses. but me a dichotomy because the real grimlock is really shy. me do and say outrageous things because me grimlock horribly afraid me not good enough or that people won't like grimlock. this is why grimlock kills.

My Interests

me like dancing, gourmet food, expensive booze, and fly ladies. no fatties.

I'd like to meet:

me want to meet someone who can really love grimlock, no matter what. me want a special girl who can see through the intricate, sturdy facade that me have set up to mask grimlock's inner demons. me just want to be loved. no fatties.

Music:

at home, me mostly listen to classical and contemporary composers -- erik satie, beethoven, bach, harrison, cage, vagner, stravinsky, tchaikovsky -- but when me feeling funky or when me laying down a lady for the loving, me grimlock enjoy old school funk, soul, and some hip hop. me also find that portishead and other sexy trippy-hoppy stuff works well for that. the girls seem to like the sexy trip hop. no ani difranco. and no fatties.

Movies:

kama sutra, the conquerer, the green berets, harry and the hendersons, the dirty dozen, the great escape, indiana jones and the temple of doom, and any meg ryan romantic comedy: when harry met sally, sleepless in seattle, you've got mail, etc. meg ryan is so sassy.

Television:

go bots, m.a.s.k.

Books:

kama sutra, penthouse forum, and the bible.

Heroes:

me grimlock.

My Blog

open letter to all the optimus primes

dear people who keep making optimus prime profiles,  it was kind of funny the first time, but not really.  just fucking stop it. thank you, grimlock
Posted by grimlock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whoever put a fucking popup window on grinlock's profile

is a complete fucking douchebag. all me ask of people who want to bask in grimlock's wake of amphetamines and deviant sex are welcome, so long as said revelers don't leave comments with annoying vide...
Posted by grimlock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me grimlock

woo. me had quite a night. kegstands, gorilla suits, sexual escapades, the whole nine yards. me sleep tonight, do nothing else.
Posted by grimlock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST