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Midge

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About Me

Midge has been married to Jimmy for two wonderful years. She keeps things fresh by vacuuming freneticly and wrapping herself in cellophane when Jimmy returns home from the office for cocktails and sex, at which time Midge locks the little ones in the closet and/or basement with the vacuum and/or broom. By night, Midge flies left and transforms into a buxom beat poet, spouting jazzy lines amongst the hepcats at the Gaslight in the Village.

My Interests

Midge's interests are recipes, typing, smoking, and gossip.

I'd like to meet:

By day, Midge would like to meet other housewives, childbatterers, internet sex perverts, and Republicans. By night, Midge could teach you a thing or two about the beat.

Music:

Elvis by day, Guthrie by night.

Movies:

Daytime Midge saw the Night of the Hunter and was oddly shaken by it, but her favorite movie is more likely Magnificent Obsession. Nighttime Midge's favorite is the Two Faces of Eve.

Television:

Midge always makes it up to the children by turning the T.V. set to the Howdy Doody Show while they eat tuna surprise with potato chip crust. After serving the little darlings, Midge sits in Jimmy's study at his desk and has a highball and a cigarette. There she writes her poetry.

Books:

Toast Talk, all of Betty's cookbooks, Keeping House, etc. The Bad Seed reads oddly familiar. No wonder Midge locks little Rhoda in the hall closet.

Heroes:

Rosie the Riveter, but don't FUCKING tell Midge's father. Her place is with the children in the house and she's lucky he didn't send her to a goddam convent when she was sixteen, or she wouldn't have Jimmy and the kids to be thankful for now.Christ, Midge needs a drink. Where's Allen?

My Blog

Midge Goes to Frisco/Jimmy Fends for Himself

Coming soon...
Posted by Midge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Midge Gets a Robe

Midge's birthday was this past week and for once Jimmy remembered it, though he didn't have the decency to present her with a gift until the following day. Instead, he kissed her forehead and told her...
Posted by Midge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST