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Austin

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About Me

I like chairs,bacon,music,ham,nitro,mustaches,midgets,knowing your pizza is gonna be here any minute,guitars,drums, bloody marys,banjo music,documentaries,mispronunciation,typos,stuff,my belly rubbed,and beer, I really like beer.I don't like lines,traffic,people who want to high five all the time,barking,alarm clocks,vegetarians and goats...I don't know why, I just don't N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N mspobj type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="300" width="250" align="middle"

My Interests

I love movies, like to get out of town whenever possible, I like to laugh, I like mayonaise, And I love my surf monkey

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who won't make me high five

Music:

against me!, open hand, mars volta, Jack Johnson, White Stripes, Glen Phillips, Lonnie Donegan(I love skiffle), Me first and the gimme gimmes, Led Zeppelin, Pink floyd, Elvis Costello, Tenacious D, Stray Cats, David Hassellhoff

Movies:

The three major trilogies, Star Wars, The Godfather, Smokey and the bandit. Anything from Paul Thomas Anderson or the coen brothers, Spinal Tap, anything 3-D, Under the Rainbow

Television:

Family guy, cheers reruns,letterman, south park

Books:

"A Prayer for Owen Meaney" by John Irving, A confederacy of dunces,Lamb, anything from Bret Easton Ellis, Paul Auster, or Dr Seuss

Heroes:

Scatman Cruthers and Burt Reynolds