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the Stranger (interview April 2008)

Scratchmaster Joe is a dick. He's got a short temper, tells off-color jokes, and can be pretty intolerant of things he doesn't understand (like laptop DJing). Musically, he's an egotistical showman, a...
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Tue, 06 May 2008 01:48:00 PST

Georgetown Wall

14 NOTORIOUS GRAFFITI ARTISTS COLLABORATE ON 160-FOOT MURAL IN GEORGETOWNThe eye-catching, monumental Georgetown Wall features a diverse collection of spray-paint and acrylic graffiti artists, includi...
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:53:00 PST

The Unauthorized Biography of Scratchmaster Joe and Nicemaster Nice

I was born in Yugoslavia, the child of African immigrants seeking a better life.  After taking in the sights across Europe, they found the former Yugo to be just the place to raise a widdle b...
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST

Egyption Lover

I just got back from PDX where I saw Egyptian Lover and co-producer Jamie Jupiter at Holocene, in SE Portland.  I don't expect much from older acts, I guess I expect to see a version of their f...
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:57:00 PST

Ephraim Alexander

Seattle lost a good friend Friday, July 21, 2006.  Ephraims memorial service was touching.  The turnout shows he was loved by many.  I saw Ephraim three days before he died.&nbs...
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:33:00 PST

2006 DMC NW Regional Final

This was probably my favorite year.  1. Dj Tre 2. JP Guns 3. Idero They earned their places and so did I.  The competition was stiff.  Huh huh, stiff.   Some sluts threw...
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST

How I lost the distric finals.

Ok, I lost, big fuckin deal.  Dj Tre fucking kicked ass!  He deserved to win.  Everyone did great, except for Waystylz, he was in the back with some guy, not sure what they were doin...
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST

Scratchmaster Joe blows out The Crescent's anus.

Just played at The Crescent, the infamous fag bar on the hill.  It was my first time playing a gay bar.  Enjoy, please.I had those girls standing on their chairs wavingtheir faggy arms in th...
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:39:00 PST

u are so fat that u tried to put ur skinny picture on myspace but u couldn't find one.

that's right.
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:43:00 PST

Hummus wins election

  I think that it is good that hummus won the election.  I love hummus! 
Posted by Scratchmaster Joe = Nicemaster Nice on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 04:16:00 PST