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Mercades Chula

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

IM LIKE BATMAN; MARRIED TO THE NIGHT!

i am head of the itty bitty titty committee. i make zines, comics, messes, scenes. im a performance artist. i expect you to know your lines. not white lines. i like cute boys, girls, bois, and grrls. my eyeball laser beams render you speechless.I'm hunger, I'm thirst; where I bite, I hold till I die, and you must cut out my mouthful or bury me with my enemy. I can fast for a thousand days and not die; I can lie on the ice for a hundred nights and not freeze; I can drink a river of blood and not burst...scary, huh? i make really cool shit :
i am the proud owner of the most beautiful bike in the world, bought for me by the most beautiful friends in the world.

My Interests

chicago, puppets, Katy Brooks, fishnets, eggplant-feta pies, puerto rican beaches,and sex as revolution.
a UFE procedure. yay! my uterus is spared!

I'd like to meet:

a good cause....
well, natch, Jason David Frank of Power Ranger fame:

maybe a little bit of:

cat people. like, half cat, or three quarters. people who know how to prepare eggplant. anyone who wants to play on the swings, monkey bars, or slide. can you do a cartwheel? hula hoop? make a quarter disappear? lets play pretty pretty princess, take pills, and watch last unicorn. someone who can leave me alone sometimes. take me somewhere ive never been before. im sick of all the places i know. calla lily lovers. puppeters, especially drunk ones. someone who knows whats more fun than this:
anyone who wants to go somewhere wrm for new years. whoever lives in the haunted apartments which exist in an area of seattle existing only in my nightmares. are you looking for a new place to live?

and Tomer Hanuka. i will give you ten american dollars if you introduce me to Tomer Hanuka. And....

Music:

okay, i guess its time to fill this out for real. local: dead vampires, black night crash, lady krishnas peppermint lounge, pleasurecraft, the lights, these are the bands i really lose my shit for. i like some other ones ok, but, you get the idea. i like petshop boys, soft cell, prince, shriekback, yeah yeah yeahs, andrew w.k., m.i.a., new order, leonard cohen, the beatles, merle haggard, grandmaster flash, and a lot of annoying bam-bam-bam-ba-ba-bam-bam-bam type of music. AND KLEZMER MUSIC! sheez, i always forget the name. my two favourite instruments: the xylophone, and the accordian.

Movies:

donnie darko, carnival of souls, auntie mame, city of lost children, willow, the thing, evil dead 1 2 3, dead alive, night of the living dead, highway to hell, texas chainsaw, THE LAST UNICORN, cult of the damned,the forbidden zone, SHORTBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

twin peaks, queer eye, liquid tv, animaniacs, VENTURE BROTHERS!!! LIKE WOW--NO WAY!!!

Books:

ok, you really wanna know? i fucking love kids books. louis sacchars "holes" made me cry like a bitch. nothing beats the egypt game or headless cupid, both by zilphia keatley snyder. i j'adore anything by arnold lobel (frog and toad, owl at home, little brute family). "series of unfortunate events"? been all over it for years. i read pippi longstocking aloud to my friends when theyre sick or cant sleep. im not fucking around. oh sure, rushdie is great, i love glenn hirschberg, cant get enough of chuck pahlaniuk. i even read nonfiction, as long as its about genetics or squid. but nothing tops "jacob two two and the hooded fang" or "bread and jam for frances" when its chilly out and i cant sleep. also, i read comics. there. i said it.

Heroes:

Noël Godin

My Blog

shes leaving home

10 days till puerto rico. 4 days till i move out of the boarding house. into storage. never having been really homeless before, a surge of questions rise up. what the hell is home anyhow? who liv...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:40:00 PST

DRACULA"S FIRST REVIEW!

i am beaming! we did it!DRACULA: A CASE STUDYThe few survivors from Bram Stoker's Dracula now reside in an insaneasylum under the watch of Dr. John Seward, a man who treats hispatients by forcing them...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:15:00 PST

SHOWS I’M IN!

Dracula: a case study!!!A handful of survivors from Bram Stoker's original tale have been locked up in Dr. John Seward's insane asylum, their minds having proved too fragile to withstand Dracula's ter...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

chicago (part one??)

-was informed it would cost me 500$ to get a one way home.-met a cool kid on the plane. talked for FOUR HOURS, and only introduced ourselves as the plane landed.-got picked up in a mercades.-had the m...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:13:00 PST

bike etiquette

ive gotten some questions about bike etiquette and safety recently. im happy to answer them!Q: is it ok to put my bike inside my house?A: Yes! bicycles put the "yay" in "foyer".Q: if a car pulls into ...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:55:00 PST

movies i want to see

the hills have eyes and night watch. anyone want to go with?
Posted by Mercades Chula on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:58:00 PST

summer project(ion)s

1. Pretty Polly 3 minute short film. silent, b&w, creepy, bloody. 2. My First Fiasco spinoff Lil' Sister edition, featuring Amy Later, 2nd Grader. 3. Seattle's (lack of) Preservation Photo Project ...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:29:00 PST

Top Ten Reasons

Top Ten Reasons to Listen to Journey 1. because dairy makes you feel like your intestines are trying to escape 2. because you have to move. AGAIN. 3. because your ipod is busted 4. because spiders li...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:01:00 PST

tiny update!

so last night i went out dressed as a doll and wasnt given a second look. or if i was, it was that "oh, im not looking at you. im looking....over there." total crap. ill post pictures soon. i hav...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:15:00 PST

christmas wish list!

1. crazy cool art made by my friends 2. phone calls 3. hello kitty stereo 4. gift certificate to claire's or target or payless shoes! 5. squid stuff, especially paintings or drawings...by you! 6. a ci...
Posted by Mercades Chula on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:56:00 PST