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Fat Paul Enema

Punk rock's answer to Johnny Vegas

About Me

Old enough to know better but too young to care!!!! I play guitar in the best punk band in England- LOWLIFE UK Currently wondering why life seems to be running faster and faster and as i approach my 40th birthday should i be calming down??? Bollocks to that. i live in a rundown victorian terraced house in the lovely leeds suburb of morley (great place for chavs!!)i like going to gigs, i like going to the pub but am making a concious effort to cut down on the drink, i've hit the booze far too hard lately and need to do this before i get seriously ill, i still can't figure out why in pub quizzes the prize is always a gallon of beer but the quiz doesn't finish until way too late, not exactly responsible drinking forcing 8 pints down in the last 20 minutes is it!!!! i like camping but hardly ever go, i like cooking but can never be bothered-it's not much fun cooking for yourself!!! want to know more just ask

My Interests

playing guitar, reading,making a twat of myself on stage playing gigs, reviewing c.d.s for a punk web site (get in touch if you want me to do your band, although i can be a bit brutal!!)going to gigs & festivals,talking to random telephone salesmen and seeing how long i can keep them on the phone by saying i'll just go get whoever they've asked to speak to or by saying the stupidist thing i can think of at the time-i once told one i was a burglar and i only picked up the phone because it was ringing!!! childish maybe but they can always ring someone else.

I'd like to meet:

gene simmons- so i can smack him in the face for giving the world Little 'SHIT' Chris, brian harvey-Ex-East 17 so i can smack him in the face for trying to be the bad boy he obviously isn't, seriously genuine honest people, who arn't mad who are up for a laugh and like similar music to the crap i listen to. someone i can share things with,a romantic meal, holidays, going to gigs & festivals, life experiences etc would be a good start, hopefully i found this person though!!;) love you sarah!!!

Music:

Favourite bands include:- The Damned, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Dead Pets, Argy Bargy, Cock Sparrer, Cockney Rejects, English Dogs, The 4-Skins, The Blood, The Last Resort, Blitz, Nashville Pussy, Texas Terri Bomb, Goldblade, Misfits, Motorhead, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders and many many more.

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Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!

Movies:

This Is England, The Devils' Rejects, 24hr Party People, Saw, Saw 2, Memento, Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elm Street, 8 mm, Garbage Pail Kids and loads of old black 'n' white horror films.

Television:

a waste of time and money if you ask me

Books:

Bill Bryson, Sven Hassel, Irvine Welsh. Biographies and True Crime books

Heroes:

Johnny Thunders (for his guitar playing and attitude)Lemmy, Iggy Pop, Charlie Harper (all three for still doing what they love even at their age)

My Blog

My First foray into the world of Blog!!

Some stuff about me and what i like. 37 year old punk rock guitarist who does c.d. reviews for the biggest punk and oi web site in the country. I like vodka, playing my guitar, writing songs for the b...
Posted by Fat Paul Enema on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:44:00 PST