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XXStew Kin EllXX

An unspeakable horror... Destroying... Terrifying!

About Me

I am a streak of piss who had a hard paper round. I have been known to play Bass and provide artistic integrity in a unique new outfit called Lazer Beast, nothing much is happening with that at the moment though cos the rest of the guys in the band are a set of big girls blouses. I've just started a new 3 piece beat combo with my old pal Chris Flear and another fella from Bradford by the name of Mark Yates, so you may see us playing your local Social club or works Christmas party soon! Rock on! I come from the capital of Yorkshire 'Bradford' home of the North's Premier Rock venue. I like nothing better than good honest tucker such as tinned meat & Black Pudding and I like a nice cup of tea at the end of a hard day. One thing I can't tolerate are people that make me feel inadaquate and pork pies without enough jelly and music thats just a pale imitation of what happened in the past! Bah Hum Bug. I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say!!! Pint of Strongbow and a bag of Seabrooks Cheese & Onion (crinkle cut) please!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I like to play the bass guitar it has 4 strings and makes the bum de dum sounds, if you know what your doing though it can also do pling pling noises and if your talented sometimes it goes whoosh whoosh! Oh the list is endless as i've already mentioned Walking, Poetry, watching shit but thought provoking old films. Bus rides, Industrial History, pie tasting, and eating many varieties of fish. Oh I do like playing bass aswell and Crazy teen angst fuelled Punk & Rock n' Roll music. It takes me back to my youth.I fucking hate Punk rockers though, scruffy work shy bastards!! ha Ive recently just started painting on canvass's cos i found out the word canvas derives from cannabis! BLOW UP

I'd like to meet:

Check out my new fucking band Bad Wolf!! www.myspace.com/badwolfrock

Music:

Punk, Rock, Metal, 70's Dub, 80's electro & pop, Reggae, Northern Soul, Tamla Motown, 70's Glam Rock, New Wave, Big Band Swing, Country, Bluegrass, Rhythm n Blues, 60's pop, Garage, Surf, Rockabilly. Here's a little list The Undertones, Buzzcocks, The Vibrators, The Lurkers, Bad Brains, Social Distortion, The Beat, Black Sabbath, New York Dolls, KISS, The Ramones, The Cure, Talking Heads, Lynard Skynard, Dave Clark Five, The Move, The Faces, Small Faces, Elmore James, Iggy & The Stooges, Lou Reed, UFO, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Pink Fairies, Motorhead, Saxon, AC/DC, Rose Tattoo, Lee Perry, Burning Spear, Dave & Ansel Collins, Booker T & the Mg's, T-Rex, The Sweet, Slade, Suzi Quattro, Oingo Boingo, Devo, Kraftwerk, Daft Punk, The Fall, Wall of Voodoo, Zolar-X, Joan Jett, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, The Dickies, Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Dave Dee Dosy Beaky Mick & Titch, Georgie Fame, Status Quo, Captain Beefheart, The Cult, David Bowie (no Tin Machine), The Kingsmen, Paul Revere & The Raiders, The Monks, MC5, Beach Boys, Chas n Dave, DOA, Black Flag, Toy Dolls, Ian Dury, Gangreen, DRI, Slayer, Testament, Kreator, The Cramps, Focus, X, etc....

Movies:

Wicker Man, Restless Natives, Harold & Maude, Revenge of Billy the Kid, Elephant Man, Suspiria, Ealing comedies, Almost anything with Peter Sellers or Spike Milligan, Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer, Napolean Dynamite, Lolita, Midnight Cowboy, Russ Meyer pics, Roger Corman films, Troma films, Dario Argento films, Pete Walker films, Confessions of..., Lord of The Flies, The Great Outdoors, David Cronenberg, David Lynch films, anything you laugh at that you shouldn't. Dark disturbing films are the order of the day!Had to put this on here. I am a fan of B-movies, with poor production values and sub-standard acting, but this is possibly the worst Horror film i'm ever seen, but in a good way, maybe?

Television:

I watch too much of it,and most of it is shit! apart from Bullseye & Blankety Blank on Challenge TV.

Books:

Biographies, mainly and some classics when i can be arsed.

Heroes:

Fred Dibnah, Spike Milligan, George Formby, Peter Sellars, David Bellamy, Ronnie Barker, John Paul Jones, Andy X fae TX, Noddy Holder, Rick Stein, Pam Grier, Mark Mothersbaugh

My Blog

2007 is gonna be Heaven!

Well 2007 has started off a bit poo to be honest. Since returning from the states (November 6th). I ve had to go back to working at the Halifax on the phones. Which to be honest isn't much fun but as ...
Posted by XXStew Kin EllXX on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:06:00 PST

Ch-ch-ch changes.

I have been in the states since the 2nd September, i spent 2 weeks in Pasadena CA staying with my very good friends Poo, Lauren, Lauren & Lyndsey. It was fucking amazing everybody that i met ...
Posted by XXStew Kin EllXX on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:10:00 PST

The last of my Dead Pet days.

Well thats it, played my last ever Dead Pets gig yesterday and it feels strange! Having played in the band for about 10 years i feel i have put an end to that chapter in my life. I would like to ...
Posted by XXStew Kin EllXX on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST

What do you think of this?

A close personal friend and colleague of mine, known to people that know him as Stew Art has recently begun a career in painting and poetry. He is currently thinking of putting together a myspace prof...
Posted by XXStew Kin EllXX on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:20:00 PST