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Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

About Me

Currently questioning my own sanity, maybe halucinating a bit but how can i tell? Im getting old too fast for my liking an still feel like im 12. Because i wear specs people say i look like chris evans where as in fact i do not. he is ginger iam not. He is tall iam not. He is rich i am not. He touched billy piper i did not. He is famous iam not. He is well annoying iam no.....i enjoy a nice piece of cheese an perhaps a crescent of crisps.JUST A QUICK NOTE TO ANY DRUMMERS THAT GIVE ME SHIT FOR BEING LEFT HANDED....GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU RIGHT HANDED FASCIST BASTARDS. THANKS.

My Interests

ARM CHAIR SKATEBOARDING. The real thing hurts too much these days and i'm sick of been shown up by suit jacket wearing tech skating 15 year old tossers with long flowing hair.
GIGS. Of many many kinds
PINTING. Cant beat a few pints now and again.,
PEOPLE WATCHING. Its amazing just what a fucking set of mutants the human race has actually become.
DRUMMING. In my crappy band ZAPIAIN check em out you'll find em on here somewhere. Ive also just joined Valdez the punksters from Bristol and Leeds and i'm having a blast with them.
SLEEPING. As much and as often as i can.

I'd like to meet:

style

Music:

Left for dead, Infest, Spazz, The swarm, Kid Dynamite, Iron Monkey, Eyehategod,Crom, Electro Hippies, Snow Blood, Assholeparade, Gunmoll, Jawbreaker, Cursed, Goatsnake, DJ Shadow, Yoda, Small Brown Bike, Against Me, Dillinger Four, Lifetime, Charles Bronson, Despise you, Kill the man Who Questions, Old man Gloom, Floor, Refused, Youth Group, C.aarme, Turbonegro, Descendents, Black flag, Minor Threat, Bad Brains,The Stupids, Trial by fire, Strike Anywhere,Jets to Brazil,Wilber Cobb, Breathe in, Comeback kid, Death Threat, IBd, Concretes, Token Entry, Gorilla Biscuits, Slint, Lightening Bolt, Aina, Melvins, No means No,Agent of the Morai, Pedro the Lion, The abominable iron Sloath.....does any one actually read the whole of these lists?

Movies:

wes anderson, george a romero, lucio fulci, fear an loathing where the buffalo roam, kellys heroes, sick japanese horror, all sorts o shit.

Television:

Alan Partridge, Spaced, Big Train, Brass Eye etc etc

Books:

Fear and Loathing, High Fidelity and comics such as Underworld or any Kaz stuff, Preacher, Shaolin Cowboy, Manga and Superfuckers every one should read this comic its the balls.

Heroes:

My family, My extended family, Hunter S Thompson, Eric Morecombe, John Peel, Odd Ball, Bub, Brian (The dog from Family Guy)

My Blog

bollocks

This is where part 3 should be but just as i finished typing it out my fucking computer erased it all an i can sooo not be bothered to type it out again at the moment.I will though because i know you ...
Posted by <ROBOT> on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST

part 2 of Valdez in the Americas

Welcome back to part two of this crapster piece.So where were we? ah, yes, no the plane didnt crash (what a pity i hear some of you cry! fuck you is what you'll hear me crying back)the flight went by ...
Posted by <ROBOT> on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:04:00 PST

Valdez in the Americas

Greetings, this is my third attempt at writing my frickin blog of the tour valdez did around America over the summer. You might have read Jerrys PG certificate account of activities i fear mine maybe ...
Posted by <ROBOT> on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:11:00 PST