We decided collectively to form a superband and to take over the world by making catchy and undeniably beautiful songs about an assortment of things. We figured that it will only be a matter of time before the our music spreads like a deadly wildfire that wipes out much plantation and houses causing ruin to items and personal lives. Nathan believes that this band could be the next beatles or what the beatles would’ve been if Yoko was allowed inside of the band. The Band will post not only hit music for all ages and types but stories and skits between Jesus and his BFF Robot named Robot. This is only the beginning of the greatest and most delicious thing to hit the publics eyes and ears since the assaination of any presidential figure. And I mean ANY!.....Jesus and the Robot is a complicated beast. A special kind of artistic mutation that no gene splitting or modifying genetics could of ever hoped to achieve. Each individual member of the band brings something special to the table. Examples. Nathan went from nearly getting arrested on Burlingame Avenue walking around flipping tables and creeping out the cool kids while dressed in Michael Myers mask and garb to almost killing himself and then joining the Army and spending much of 2004 and 2005 in Taji, Iraq. He felt that he could either save enough money to leave California behind in a trail of dust or get blown to pieces. Which ironically, he nearly did on a few occassions and now is diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and is now the fulltime caretaker at a bong shop on the Haight. Nicholas spent high school getting loaded while working at a coffee shop in San Mateo and would spend his free time listening to Danzig and Tom Waits behind the shell station with Nathan and many others. Also, Nick was wonderful at making himself puke in the presence of snottery San Mateo folks by shoving his finger down into his throat, Todd style, and making it happen. Nick since has made a child and lives in a land where pesticide rules and by inhaling these toxins he now can fix any thing that moves and has wires in it. Oh Yes, Nick also tells great jokes. Better than Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor or that horrible irritating to all hell, Jerry Seinfield. I fucking hate that guy. Next up is Perry. Perry used to hang out with Nick and Nathan and many others at the coffee shop in San Mateo. Handy with snapping pictures and being the bands leading motivator, Perry is often looked to for advice when not capturing moments on film and let me just say, the advice is good. I’ve totally imagined blowing out Dr. Phils brains as he was walking to his car and then Perry getting his job due to the fact that Dr. Phil would be dead. Bad Sarah is perhaps the glue that keeps Jesus & the Robot together. The planner and muppet lover of the gang who has the “hey that’s not a good idea, you might get in trouble for that†reminders for me. Bad Sarah not only has a wonderful knack for creating songs on a whim but is the resourceful and thinker of the group. Having lupus does not effect her ability to scream really loudly. Tim Wishborne is best known for running across the El Camino Real in San Mateo with briefcase in hand. Also, recognized as the guy who stands up during the most inappropriate time during a movie and starts to clap, chuckling and applauding. Tim’s band the baby dicks taught him what endless trips to rehab had repeatedly failed to teach him. Quitting can be fun. Jesus is the backbone of the band. Being our savior and whatever, he provides us with dialogue with his best friend forever robot who ironically seems to teach Jesus life lessons and with their friendship they learn more about one another and their bond grows and blossoms into delightful entertainment. Not to mention that it'll be at the hands of religions and technology that we will all suffer and die!
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