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Juan Eyed Willie

Hang Us, These Limbs Hold No Virtue! - FTM

About Me

I believe in Many Things.
I Am God.
You Are God.
God Is All.
We Are All Connected.
Ego Is An Hallucination.
Self Is A Side Effect.
This Life is the only one we will get. There is no Life After Death. We Must Accept The Truth Of The Void. --- Only 2 things are a certainty in Life, Birth and Death. Everything else in between is a Privilege. Be Grateful and Be Free. No Government, Religion, Person, Wall, or Body can Contain You if You Truly Choose to Be Free. --- Music, Art and Literature are the backbone of human culture and evolution. They are necessary for spreading ideas and information, for rest and relaxation, for freedom and expression. This is where Humanity truly shines!May you find more questions than answers!Kallisti!I am the Golden Apple, Full of Seed and Dedicated to the Prettiest One!!------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------** My company 'Dashboard Humanity' books and produces rock and metal shows. We have capability to Promote, Book and provide Sound. We have experienced and educated sound technicians. We have a very creative design team and access to printing facilities, for posters, flyers and even stickers. Pricing is very affordable and pretty damn flexable too! Just send message if you need anything done in Lubbock, Tx or the surrounding areas! **
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My Interests


Eris(Goddess of Chaos), Discordianism, Existentialism, Agnosticism, Atheism, Paganism (almost all the -isms), Christianity, and Science. Music, Literature and Art. Duality, Multiplicity, Chaos(Oh Sweet, Blessed Chaos), Anarchy(The Bastard Child of Chaos), Freemasonry, Conspiracy Theory. Tantric Sex. Mythology. Cunnilingus. Mushrooms and LSD. Psychology, Evolution, the Occult, the Church of the Sub-Genius, The POEE (Paratheoanameta-mystikhood of Eris Esoteric)and many many more things that are interesting ...........

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ (RIP), Timothy Leary (RIP), Tyler Durden, Buster de Leon

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Tool, The Mars Volta, Faith No More, Fair To Midland, NIN, Pink Floyd, At All Cost, Wolfmother, Bad Religion, Audible Mainframe, Sage Francis, In Flames, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle, Jimi Hendrix, Ian Moore, Incubus, The Doors, The Beatles, Joe Satriani, Pantera, The Who, Megadeth, Lenny Kravitz, Live, Sublime, 311, System of a Down, A Perfect Circle, SoundGarden, Filter, Grey Haven, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Black Crowes, The Who, Pearl Jam, Primus, Alice in Chains, Jerry Cantrell, Smashing Pumpkins, At The Drive-In, Toadies, White Zombie, Mad Season, Paradise Lost, Filter, Steve Vai, The White Stripes, The Nixons, Stone Temple Pilots, Black Sabbath (With Ozzy), Down, Sevendust, Danzig, Godsmack, Slipknot, Nirvana, Marilyn Manson, Local H, Beck, Cake, Beastie Boys, Deftones, Corrosion of Conformity, The Sword, Job for a Cowboy (Col. Sutry's Libation Revival, Royals, Redefined, Finger of God, Hail to Arms, Oh No Circuitry!, Atharva, Mojave Sol, Carnacain, Falling Down Hurts, Everest, Blew Hemi, Slo-Bula, Black Obsidian, Altarkation, Panzram, Melancholy, the Seventh Cycle, Peace of Ash - - Lubbock,Tx Fuckin Rocks!!!)

Tool - The Pot

Faith No More - Evidence

Led Zeppelin - The Rain Song (Edited for Aragorn and Arwen)

Fair to Midland - Dance of the Manatee

The Mars Volta - L'Via L'Viaquez

Go Here Now!!!
This is easy and painless and will result in multiple joygasms!!!

Eventful.com is going to help us find out who wants Fair to Midland to come play a show in their town. If you can't wait to see FTM then DEMAND below that they make a stop in your hood.

Movies:

Wizard of Oz (You know that every time I try to go where I really want to be, Its already where I am, cause I'm already there! - SOAD), V for Vendetta, American Psycho, Sin City, Natural Born Killers, Altered States, This is Spinal Tap, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, StarWars ep. III-V, Taxi Driver, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Clerks, Mulholland Dr., Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Platoon, Clockwork Orange, Dodgeball, the Blair Thumb, Thumb Wars, Frankenthumb, Kung-Pow, Shaolin Soccer - Basically its either gotta be Really Smart or Really Stupid.

Television:

Futurama (RIP), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Little Britain, Simpsons, Trailer Park Boys, Seinfeld, Sealab 2021, My Name is Earl ****Trailer Park Boys is the most underrated sitcom EVER, google it and try and find the episodes, its some of the funniest shit you'll ever see.****

Books:

Be Free Where You Are by Thich Nhat Hanh, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, Illuminatus: the Trilogy, Schreidinger's Cat, Cosmic Trigger: the Final Secret of the Illuminatti, American Gods by Neil Gaiman, Perdido Street Station and The Scar by China Mieville, The Principia Discordia, The Book of Lies, Te-Tao Ching, anything by Phil K. Dick or Frank Herbert also Star Wars: Vector Prime by R.A. Salvatore and Star Wars: Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising and Last Command by Timothy Zahn (by far the best Star Wars books ever written)

Heroes:

1. Paula de Leon for being my wife and putting up with all my shit-- 2. Jesus Christ for standing up & having the nuts to die for his beliefs-- 3. Ruben de Leon for raising me to be who I am, and not programming me with christianity-- 4. Janie de Leon for not aborting me and giving me this chance shes also very loving and compassionate-- 5. Phil K. Dick and Frank Herbert for writing some of the most amazing and influential books ever-- 6. Led Zeppelin for all the Great Tunes-- 7. Cedric & Omar for The Mars Volta-- 8. Andrew, Cliff and the rest of Fair To Midland for never holding back on stage-- 9. Mathew and Rebekah for teaching me something new and making me laugh EVERY DAY-- 10. Marijuana for stifling the inherent homicidal mania that still resides in my mind-- 11. LSD, Realities 'Skeleton Key'-- 12. At All Cost for being DIY Gods!-- 13. Serum for 'Putting the Ugly back in Rock'--

My Blog

Whats all this shit about God?!?!?!?!?!

I grew out of the whole Boogy Man phase of my life, its about time you all do too. Get over yourselves and take some fucking responsibility and have some initiative.  Fuck that God business, I ca...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:57:00 PST

Fair to Fucking Midland!!

I absolutely Fucking Love Fair to Midland.  I just get it.  Last night was great! I got paid to go to a concert, got paid to jam out in the mosh pit, got paid to go backstage and hang with ...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:41:00 PST

I Rape Bands......

The following is a message from Mike of the recent band Muddspyder.  I have no idea why he is saying shit about me, they NEVER even played a show for me.  But I think its funny as hell so he...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:11:00 PST

Hell-O-Ween 3: The Dark Ride

The title sounds pretty relevant considering which bands have expressed an interest in playing this show.  so far the list includes The Dead See, Colossus of Rhodes, Hail to Arms, Black Obsidian,...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:33:00 PST

words and ideas that may be new to many of us....

AnimismHylozoismPandeismPantheismPhilosophy of MindSolipsism...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST

How to open up to the dialogue of the world around you.

What is SYNCHRONICITYMaria MangoBecause our scientific worldview is built on the concept of cause and effect, as a culture we tend to doubt and deny aspects of experience that aren't measurable and v...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST

to all the Bright and Shining Lambs of God.....

Friday, August 3rd.Bloody Holly Lamb of GodStatic-XHatebreedThe Sword3 Inches of BloodThe Dead SeeIn this MomentNileand about 7 othersI got up at 6am, showered and shaved.  Then drove to the amp,...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

The True 'Weapon of Mass Destruction'....

i invite all comments...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST

the Burden of Proof

Argument from ignorance From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article covers both the 'Argument from ignorance' and the 'Argument from incredulity'. The argument from ignorance, also kno...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

Its just this kind of news that brings a tear to my eye

two of my top 5 fave bands are playing a show together and I'll probably have to miss it cuz im a grown adult and have responsibilities and little monies....Fair to Midland, the best new thing since T...
Posted by Juan Eyed Willie on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST