ORAL SEX!!!!! |
Deep thought of my day:
Eating pussy is a lot like eating popcorn.
1.You know it won't really fill you up but you can eat it for hours anyway.
2.After a while both your mouth and at least one hand is ...
Posted by heathen on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:54:00 PST |
THE BEER PRAYER!!! |
Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgi...
Posted by heathen on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:42:00 PST |
SEX! (parentheses added by me) |
SEX....GREAT!! Remember...All This Is True. 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. (If it comes off inside he...
Posted by heathen on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:06:00 PST |
Words of Wisdom from a very unwise man. |
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself...
Posted by heathen on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:49:00 PST |
2 for Tuesday guidelines. |
This is just a little peek inside what happens on 2 for tuesdays for some of you. We take requests all day, but every dj starts fresh, so Driver's requests don't flow over into my show, I get al...
Posted by heathen on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST |
More about Texas! |
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and theyDon't work there, you may live in TexasIf you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may liveIn Texas .If you've had a lengthy tele...
Posted by heathen on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:16:00 PST |
Texas friends! |
FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut.TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while yourdrunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.----...
Posted by heathen on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST |
READ THIS DAMMIT!!!!! |
I know sometimes with computers and the useless assholes that sit behind them all day dreaming up viruses and ways to sell penis enlargers that some things are inevitable. HOWEVER, I am asking a...
Posted by heathen on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:47:00 PST |
White Trash Vacation |
So I'm on vacation now, and since I had nowhere to go, I figured I'd just stay home and get drunk. Objective 1: Complete. I'm not so necessarily concerned that I'm wasting my vacation, sin...
Posted by heathen on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:49:00 PST |
