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Name: stephanie --
[noun]:
A person who is constantly high
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Birthday: July 1st 1983
Birthplace: EARTH
Current Location: EARTH
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Reddish-brown
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Spanish, Mexican, Italian, American Indian, French, Chinese (mutt)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fila
Your Weakness: Lip glosses, lipsticks, etc.
Your Fears: Germs
Your Perfect Pizza: Beef and Mushroom-thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop killing hookers.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK! WHO IS THAT AND WHERE IS THE REST OF THEM?
Your Best Physical Feature: Spleen
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: well-if I miss the memory, I probably don't remember it, right?
Pepsi or Coke: 7UP
MacDonalds or Burger King: EEEEWWWWWWW
Single or Group Dates: Single, it gives people the opportunity to know someone better. Plus, it's easier for the abduction-and-killing portion of the date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: Like a drunk sailor
Do you Sing: not well, but often.
Do you Shower Daily: Multiple times daily.
Have you Been in Love: Mulitple times daily.
Do you want to go to College: Weellll. I'd meet more hookers there. So, yes.
Do you want to get Married: Aww...you're sweet, survey. Buy me some Jack and I'll think about it.
Do you belive in yourself: Only if you tell me to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I am STEPHANIE.
Are you a Health Freak: Freak, yes....that's about it.
Do you get along with your Parents: Only as long as I haven't spoken to them in a while.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES. Best time to summon the Desolate One.
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute (J/K, I couldn't resist.... no one can afford that!!)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, sir. Isopropyl.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, sir.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only RX
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Eww. Who 'goes on' dates? Survey, that's just sick.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to put Nair in all the lotion samples at the cosmetic and beauty stores.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I haven't had sushi in a long time :(
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well, I got really drunk this one time, and.............
In the past month have you been Dumped: Um. no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah, in the non-existent bodies of water, in the winter.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only people's hearts..... and kidneys.
Ever been Drunk: Oh, yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Oh, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: No, they charge more for that. I self-whip at home.
Ever Shoplifted: Hell no.
How do you want to Die: Taking everyone out with me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Um. A King.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or Green, they all pop out the same.
Favourite Hair Color: Black or Brown, although I have a red-head boy fetish. (Seth Green, rawr!)
Short or Long Hair: In between.
Height: 5'8"+
Weight: ???
Best Clothing Style: Comforable.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 78943432108966443190520156300
Number of CDs I own: well, MP3's? (everything is converted) About 15.5G
Number of Piercings: That I have had? 10. I only use 2 on occasion.
Number of Tattoos: 1, but that's gonna change soon.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hm. None.
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Quick bitch fit.

1. FUCKING STUDENT LOAN!!!! 2. FUCKING DAYTIME TV!!!!!!!! 3. FUCKING TOE!!!!! that is all.
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

Damn early-morning job.

Well, I suppose it's a good thing, my finding another job, it pays more...but I nearly forgot how it was to have to be at work at an early hour. I am now working for a furniture company. Or will be, c...
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

It's hard out here for a nymph...

I beg to differ.Speaking of which, I have a hankering for tequila....anyone free friday or saturday?...
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

An Open Letter to the Butterfly Collector

There is a certain person that reads what I write, someone I've really only seen maybe once. I was listening to some old CDs today, made me think of you....You know who you are, and so do I... _______...
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST

There are no NO circumstances under which.....

the sky should be brown. Unless, of course, something-like the Apocalypse-should happen. The sky is full of dirt and I cannot breathe, not in the 'emo kid' way, but in the literal way. Oh, brown sky, ...
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

Cruelty

.. .. .. .. These pictures disturb me. Now, I will be the first to admit, I don't like her music. I didn't like her when she first became famous, I didn't like her when she got all cleavage-y, ...
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:06:00 PST

And this little piggy went under the door...

My toe is broken. Bastard. Anyhow, I feel like today was one of the most accomplished I've had in awhile. I filled out about 7 applications both online and at the workplace, I did my usual crap, made ...
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

didn't want to do this....

but fucking photobucket is having some server difficulties. bastards. Here's my posters vote. please. cause I'd do it for you!!...
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST

haha.

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Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

The end is near

Due to some recent events concerning MYSPACE and people not quite understanding the freedom of speech, I am making a disclaimer: Don't do what I say. I'm kidding. And if you're stupid enough to take i...
Posted by Miss Misery ♥'s Jack Daniels on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST