Swifts slaughtering tips!!!! (in progress) |
When attempting to slaughter a human, or other animal, there a number of important factors. Here, in particular order, are the procedures that one need abide by: ..[if !supportLists]-->1.&nbs...
Posted by Exsanguinate!!! on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:52:00 PST |
Swifts code 2.0 |
Here it is, again, remodeled and, I believe, more direct: THE CANNIBAL'S CODE OF ETHICS AND CONDUCT SCHULMAN'S LAW Humans are no different than any other animal.It i...
Posted by Exsanguinate!!! on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:32:00 PST |
First impressions of Swift’s abode... |
"Who is this guy anyway?" asked Officer Petty watching his partner turning the key in the fire engine red door. He was a smaller man, not quite frail, and young. ...
Posted by Exsanguinate!!! on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST |
He never saw it coming... |
Lex Talion is stopped at a green light. He waits patiently for the traffic ahead of him to unfold. Ever striving for balance and swiftness, Lex scans the cars for some fissure, or crag with whic...
Posted by Exsanguinate!!! on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:00:00 PST |
Caution: These people are real! |
I have had the displeasure of meeting them. They prove the existence of stratification, and provide ample fodder for those of us who know better. Mostly, its dormant copraphagy and general need for mo...
Posted by Exsanguinate!!! on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:01:00 PST |
The cannibal speaks! |
Henceforth, the cannibal shall be called, Jonathan Swift. He may sound like this: "My gluttony consumes me! I have taken to eating any old thing: I am compelled to flesh. I have no choice...
Posted by Exsanguinate!!! on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:23:00 PST |
The clever rule the strong rule the weak. |
Loss of rank can happen gradually or suddenly. An older wolf may simply choose to give way when a motivated challenger presents itself, yielding its position without bloodshed. On the other hand, the ...
Posted by Exsanguinate!!! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:24:00 PST |
Cannibal’s code of ethics and conduct. |
I don't really eat people, but I created someone who does, so here goes:THE CANNIBAL'S CODE OF ETHICS AND CONDUCT DO NOT EAT BAD PEOPLE ..[if !supportLists]-->a. &nb...
Posted by Exsanguinate!!! on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:59:00 PST |
