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Heelrod - Melon Head

Are you feeling stupid? I know I am!

About Me

I can only wear button shirts cuz my head is so big.

My Interests

video games and cheetos

I'd like to meet:

your mother

Music:

Old Punk. Big Boys, Dicks, Scratch Acid, Cherubs, Murder Lite (remember them?), Fuck Emos, Fartz, High on Fire!

Movies:

Anything with Brad Pitt in it. He is so sexy and hairless

Television:

Must be Animated.

Books:

English print paperbacks

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan
Harry Bellafonte
That guy who played the helicopter pilot
in that helicopter TV show in the 80's?
You know it was a helicopter that flew real quite like
?Airwolf? That was sweet.
Mr T (of course)

My Blog

Fokin Drivers

Got taken out by a metro salad tosser in a Cadillac last nite. Flew over the hood, banged my knee pretty well too. Bike needs new bars and a new wheel maybe.FUCKED HIS CAR UP! :-)For as much money a...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:47:00 PST

Public Crappers

So it's been a while. So I figured I would start off again with a winner.Have trouble droppin the kids off at the pool in a public crapper?Do what I do. Put on the MP3 player, crank it up and let it...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:47:00 PST

The laundry room incident

There is nothing wrong with putting your head in a dryer to keep the melon warm!  You hear that you prissy apartment pant bitch! It's totally acceptable!
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:33:00 PST

Rock Band

So I've been playin Rock Band. I'm on the drums over at Jimbonics house. And I suck!Even on Easy setting I suck. Which is weird because I play the drums. The real drums, and yet I suck playing drum...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:50:00 PST

Sabbath

Ganked Mudhoney and Sabbath from Fella last nite.It's been awhile since I heard that Mudhoney album. They rocked.The trusses come for the studio today. Do chics shave their ears? I wonder. I bet th...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:40:00 PST

Hyperactivity

So Some of ya'll may know I'm a hyperactive child. I'm destructive, I'm too wild. Well let me tell all you would be mothers out there about hyperactive children. We rock! We're funny, smart, full ...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:50:00 PST

Warmup

Gotta type some stuff to warm up my hands to write a proposal for work.having a melon head and a stiff neck are not good things. Just the sheer weight of having to hold up a melon is tough. Try hold...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:49:00 PST

Oh yea baby

You can barely tell I gots hair on my back these days.  Ya know why?  Cuz I'm a Silver Back!  Yea baby!  gray backhair rules.  I feel kinda like..................   Techn...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:54:00 PST

What happened to Rock?

So I was searching on yourspace for bands I used to see play in Austin back in the good ol days.  Found El Flaco. I used to bartend at the Electric Lounge back in the mid-late 90's and they used ...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:15:00 PST

Things happen when you least expect it

So since I've been back from China, I have had a hard time getting the water right for my tea's.  gay I know, but using the tea pot on the stove makes it too hot.  In beijing, you use water ...
Posted by Heelrod - Melon Head on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST