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Jason

A succubus of taste that made me moan.

About Me

I'm addicted to world travel, and miss it like the desert misses the rain. I'm studying le français at UT and hope to use it as a stepping stone to spread the American Influence around the world. I love to laugh and give myself away to the highest bidder. I'm a foodie that loves new restaurants from hamburgers to five course meals meant for tasting. I like to watch video games but have yet to beat Super Mario Brothers 3. I enjoy movies that involve drinking games but rarely scariness. Give me a good book and I'll read to the point of nothing else. If I don't ride my bike at least once each day I wake up puffy eyed the next morning from crying myself to sleep. One of my alter egos is Neal N Repent, the altar boy for the mother fuckin' Holy Rollers! Come to our bouts and see me kick ass in the crowd for my team!

My Interests

I'm powerless against a well groomed mullet. You can never have too many european shoes. I love learning but hate studying.

I'd like to meet:

Riverdancers, linguists, doctors, dog trainers, chefs, artists, DJs, inventors, survivors, aliens, musicians, cyclists, world travelers, yogis, mac users, Martha Stewart, business owners, savants, aslan pop artists, designers, architects, sommeliers, Sponge Bob Square Pants

Music:

Thievery Corporation, Scissor Sisters, MIA, Abba, Jude, Mark Farina, Danny Tenaglia, Deeelite, La Bouche, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Bjork, musicals, Sarah MacLachlan, Madonna, Eurythmics, Gorillaz, the Kinks, Kylie Minogue, Jack Johnson, Janet Jackson, Yadira Brown, Dreaming Blue, Sade, Cake, MC Solaar, Outkast

Movies:

Aladdin, Showgirls, Kill Bill, The Incredibles, The Princess Bride, Little Shop of Horror (1960), Touchez Pas au Grisbi, Rififi, Wilde, Moulin Rouge, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Midnight Cowboy, Existenz, Being John Malcovich, The Little Mermaid, Au Revoir les Enfants

Television:

Cartoons occupy too much of my television time, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Simpsons, Futurama, Evangelion, Smallville, Absolutely Fabulous, Iron Chef, Nova, History Channel, the Oblongs, The Price is Right, Jeopardy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Full Metal Alchemist, Paula's Home Cooking

Books:

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, Venus in Furs, Giovanni's Room, Like Water for Chocolate, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Kite Runner, Death of Vishnu, The Grapes of Wrath, The Wheel of Time, Me Talk Pretty One Day, le Petit Prince, Tommy's Tale, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nite-Time, Memoirs of a Geisha, Arabian Nights

Heroes:

Patsy Stone, Nomi Malone, Kristin Cunningham, Martha Stewart, David Sedaris, Dahli Lama, Martin Luther, Strong Bad, my parents