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About Me

my story ends here. it is a fairly trivial story and i can only hope that it has been interesting in the same way a travel diary is interesting. i can at least say, here is a world that awaits you if you are ever penniless.. someday i want to explore that world more thoroughly. at present i do not feel that i have seen more than a fringe of poverty. still i can point out one or two things that i have definately learned by being hard up. i shall never again think that all tramps are drunken scoundrels, nor expect a begger to be grateful when i hand her a penny, nor be surprised when men out of work lack energy, nor subscribe to the salvation army, nor pawn my clothes,nor refuse a handbill, nor enjoy a meal at a smart restaurant. that is a begining.

My Interests

bikes. street performance. cooking. witchy shit.carrots and all other produce.bikes. installation artwork. tubing. tubing while drinking beer. summertime. and bikes.....my bike.

I'd like to meet:

bensnakepit,a binger, bruce lee, all of cirque du soliel , the head chef of the four seasons, martha stuart, a sugardaddy, gael garcia,joan of arc,myself as a 7 year old,the real spiderman, she one, the cops (in a boxing ring) who gave me a two hundred dollar ticket for running a red light on my bike, a talking avocado, bugs bunny, dave chappelle, ed norton, owen wilson, moistfist,blonde redhead,catpower, awesome kaboom, your mom, biking chicks, tim burton, kim gorden, some crazy voo-doo witch doctor

Music:

vinyl please. thank you.

Movies:

the connection,god of cookery,wes anderson's whatever,freeway,clue,big lebowski,magnolia,delicatasen,most documentary,anything about food or sex or food and sex or sex and food,buffalo 66,coen bros pre-intolerable cruelty crapola.basically i like to hide in my house from friday till monday, pull out the foldout bed in the living room and cook and eat and drink champange whilst watching a shitload of movies.

Television:

i like to break them with sledgehammers in april.

Books:

hold on a second. thanks. this could take forever.

Heroes:

lisa oliver

My Blog

hey rick white!!!!

does anyone in monster big band live north?my truck is scared of ice and i am looking for a ride to , and or, from work. i can't spend 40 bucks to go to [email protected]
Posted by jenndaly on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

to those of you that really know me well...

i would like all of you to please visualize the past twenty minutes of my life.me slipping around and down concrete stairs, having my hand stick to a frozen metal doorknob,on my way to trudge through ...
Posted by jenndaly on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

therapy

it wasn't until i found myself sitting in the therapist's office talking about my mother, that i knew, for sure, i was and adult....
Posted by jenndaly on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST

divorce party.

so last night i went to a divorce party for a sax player that i know from work.i knew at least half of the folks involved, though i had never seen them in natural lighting before.i had a good time . i...
Posted by jenndaly on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST

lisa b. is ruining my mind..

i blame lisa b. for every crappy song that has been trapped in my head in the past five years. the only exception being the one time i had a billy ocean song stuck there for two months. that was the f...
Posted by jenndaly on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:11:00 PST

i kill me.

drugs and alcohol are ruining my life. hey lisa........wanna work for me tonight?
Posted by jenndaly on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

nice rack.

i was at my family's house recently and found that 6 out of 10 of the spices in their spice rack were sprinkles. when i told my nephew that he couldn't have fruit roll ups for dinner and that he had t...
Posted by jenndaly on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST

kraft, macoroni and tears.

yesterday i sang outloud and cried my eyes out while driving and listening to journey's greatest hits.it was surprising to find that "when the lights go down in the city" was the tear jerking culprit....
Posted by jenndaly on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:58:00 PST

go america!!

so my friend,America,(that is her birth given name)became a cop today. who saw that coming? so now y'all can say "you know, jenndaly"s friend, America,the cop?" and it will be true. huh?...
Posted by jenndaly on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST

butter,booze,cantelope..bbc

dear ladies and chadwick.... when i was 20 years old i met a young girl , a cupid , if you will, who introduced me to my first bicycle. the very same one i ride now.she taught me the beauty of biking ...
Posted by jenndaly on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:57:00 PST