Little Miss Diva

My name is Diva and I am the princess of the palace. Life is truly grand; I live in a beautiful house with lots of windows and plenty of resting places. But things weren't always so great. Last year, I was stuck living in a shithole from hell (blog 789). Among the disturbances were a stupid puppy that had fleas and ADHD, his owner (a real bitch of a roommate), and raw sewage floating around in the basement . . . not to mention a tiny window. That was no place for a pussy of my caliber. My brother and step brother lived upstairs, but mom would not let me see them because I fought a lot with them. A few months and a trip to crazy grandma's (so mommy could spend a week with Dan in Mexico buttering him up for his eventual new roommates) we got out of there. My mom, a diva in her own right, finally complained so much that we got evicted! I convinced her to convince Dan to let us move in with him for a few months (it was all part of my master plan). We got there and it was better then I had imagined! Two sets of stairs! Tons of windows. They only problem was that another one of those Shit-zu-y dogs was there. I was mean to Dan at first. I hissed at him every day to remind him that I am the DIVA (he even forgot my birthday, but he can make up for it next year). I call Canton my home (now that my mom and I are not moving every 3 months). The best part is that I've finally found a way to get double treats. Dan gets home first, so if I purrrrr and follow him around, he'll give me treats. I quickly eat those and do the same thing when mom gets home from work (suckers!). There are many things that I do for fun. My favorite thing to do is eat anything plastic laying around the house in the middle of the night. Sometimes I wake mom up and she scolds me. Most of the time I sit there and eat it and puke for them first thing in the morning. I also like to eat bugs, especially ones that fly. I like to catch them and eat them (YUM!) I have many bothers and one sis all scattered around myspace! My beautiful momma Smokey is here too!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? A very sassy kitty
What is your name? Little Miss Diva
What other nicknames do you have? Dev-devs, meow-meows, LMD, Diva, Sassy girl
What is your favorite treat? Tuna water and pounce caribean treats
What would your owner describe you as? very sassy
What is the funniest thing you have done? pooped out a sting!
What is the bravest thing you have done? was out side by myself for 1 hour.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yea!
Are you a social animal? NO! Only when I want to be.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Why are you even asking this question.
Are you friendly? when I want to be
Are you overweight? no, just more to love
Do you like warm milk? no
Do you eat cheese? not sure
Do you eat bugs? every kind
Do you live with other animals? sometimes an old shitzu dog in the winter months
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I like outside when it is summer
Do you like to exercise? yes! I can capture string mouse
Do you like car rides? no
Do you get into stuff? Once again, why are you even asking
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? mommy yes, daddy still I have to keep in check
Do you like to swim? no
Do you chase laser pen dots? never tried
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? yea with all my heart
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