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Your Daddy Is Arnold Schwarzenegger
What You Call Him: Daddy-o
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church Who's Your Daddy?My favorite phrases/quotes: "...up and vanished like a fart in the wind." "Sweet fancy Moses!" "Great Caesar's ghost!" "Its as cold as a witch's tit!"Stuff I like: marinara sauce. cats. animals in general. chocolate ice cream. fall. movies. that first day that all the leaves are off the trees. customizing stuff. doodling. old wood. antique furniture. rainy nights. waking up in the middle of the night to thunder. sunday afternoons. making stuff up. hot peppers. salt and vinegar potato chips. well-made sweaters. t-shirts that make me look skinny. days when my hair looks good. cool-looking goggles, even though I'd never wear them. cartoons. my parents. trees. getting attention (earning it - not being lame). making people laugh. music. singing. movie previews. wet pebbles. quiet mornings. good conversation. when my wife uses her "wittew kid voice". cryptozoology web sites. crayons. action figures. the word 'pelt'. ovaltine.Stuff I hate: people who think "Its Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" is a valid or intelligent argument. people who put those "truth" fishes on their cars. carnies. how mixed fruit is always the crappiest fruit. drivers with no concept of right of way. people who constantly ask me "How's the job hunt?". people who swear in public places. when people won't just hang up on a telemarketer "No thank you. I'm not interested. No thank you. No - no thank you". mayonaise on burgers and Italian grinders. people who abuse their kids verbally. people who abuse their kids. racists. the willfully ignorant. hypochondriacs. when people discipline their kids in public - and its obvious from the kids' reactions its te ONLY time they get disciplined. people who try to get you to feel bad for them. pseudointellectuals. when people don't want to take responsibility for their own environmental impact. most modern conveniences. living in a society of go-getters.Weird stuff about me: when I'm throwing up, I get hungry for hot dogs. when I was a kid I thought professional wrestling was real.