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chip

I'LL DO ALL THE TALKING HERE. UNDERSTOOD?

About Me

My name is Chip Zdarsky and I'm exactly how that sounds.

My Interests

just kissing. No touching.

I'd like to meet:

YES.

Music:

soft, menacing groans, located somewhere behind me.

Movies:

Homeward Bound, Bound.

Books:

How To Make Friends and Write Amazing Profiles.

Heroes:

My father, wherever the fuck he is.