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Jesus' MySpace Boyfriend

My Boyfriend is HOT!

About Me

I'm not very good at talking about myself. What am i supposed to say, that I'm rad and the coolest guy ever? No, I'd rather let you find out for yourself how awesome I am. But I am rad and cool. I just don't like to talk about how rad and cool I am. But I am.
Honestly, I'm just a normal geek with a few awesome hags and stags who likes to bitch about the horrible people on TV, read comics and I might even play a video game once in a while. But mostly I like the bitching. Lots and lots of bitching. And did I mention how rad and cool I am? My hags Danielle and Laurel think I'm rad and cool. And if my hags think it, it must be true. Cause they hang out with me, and since I'm rad and cool that must mean that they're almost as rad and cool as me, so clearly they know who is and is not rad and cool. I am. Rad and cool.
I work at Third Planet, the coolest comic/game store on the planet. I draw and write, hopefully I'll get enough cash scraped together to self-publish my shit one of these days. I co-founded PopImage (www.popimage.com) and still think its nifty. I have three dogs, Rosie, Charlie and Olive Oyl. I also have an evil devil cat named Shishmish. I have pretty, pretty blond hair. And a Tivo, which anyone should know, is the mark of good people. Good, rad and cool people.

My Interests


Comicbooks, TV, Video games, Movies, Politics, Cooking, Board Games, Camping/hiking, Swimming, Art, Non-fiction books, music, hot men with tats, Drawing, Roller Coasters, Playing with my Dogs and Cat, Just being a huge nerd. Boning Jesus.

I'd like to meet:


The person who invented the clapper and the people who un-ironically own one. Anyone who can call themselves a propa bitch. Big Foot. Montel Williams! Jesus. Cause he has a nice body and I'd like to bone him. And if he boned me, that would mean that he thought I was rad and cool. And who's gonna argue with Jesus? You? Straight to Hell with you, bitches! Don't fuck with Jesus!



http://www.myheritage.com

Music:


Tori Amos, Kent, Depech mode, The Smiths, Balkan Beat Box, The Cure, Enigma, The Dandy Warhols, Hole, Garbage, Talking Heads, Gogol Bordello, Psychedelic Furs, Radiohead, Violent Femmes, B52's, Dead Can Dance, New Order, Electronic, Extra Fancy, The Carrie Nations, Berlin, Bowie, Fiona Apple, Blondie, Bjork, Suzanne Vega, kittens and opinions for odie, Concrete Blonde, Orbit, Portishead, Eurasure, Ween, Lush, Stellastarr*, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Skunk Anansie, R.E.M., The Decemberists, Electric 6

Movies:


Beyond The Valley of the Dolls, Harold & Maude, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, X-Men, X2, Terminator, Terminator 2, Alien, Aliens, Just One Time, Serenity, Mommie Dearest, Incredibles, Chasing Amy, Trick, Dogma, Celuloid Closet, Legally Blonde, A Better Place, Fahrenheit 9/11, Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss, Jackass, Little Miss Sunshine, Clerks, Raspberry Reich, Face/Off, Kill Bill, Titus, Strange Days, Donnie Darko, The Crow, Natural Born Killers, From Dusk To Dawn, Jeffery, Hard Boiled, The Killer, Heat, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Abyss, Team America, The Crow, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Dark City, And God Spoke, The TV, Se7en, Pink Floyd The Wall, Leolo, Six Pack, Chopping Mall, Pretty much anything that isn't a romantic comedy or starring Ashton Kutcher. Fuck his shit. Just fuck it. With something sharp. I also like bad movies. Really, really, really hillariously bad movies. I love them like a nerd loves nerdy things.

Television:


Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Lost, 24, CSI, Arrested Development, Mythbusters, Gilmore Girls, X-Play, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Wonderfalls, Sex And The City, Mr Show, Dr Who, Battlestar Galactica, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, The Closer, Rescue Me, The West Wing, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me and pretty much anything on HGTV, Food Network, TLC, or Discovery as background noise. Amd of course, anything on the awesomeness that is The Lifetime Movie Network!

Books:


Warren Ellis, Brian Michael Bendis, Matt Madden, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Steve Zeeland, Nick Hornby, Greg Rucka, Al Franken, Robert Rodi, Philip Pullman, Scott Heim

Heroes:

The man who invented Skittles. Montel Williams! Jesus (Not really, I'm just trying to bone him)

My Blog

News Years 07 Pajama Jammie Jam!

It started innocent enough... David sleeps in his coat I guess...ooops, I spoke too soon!Mike hates New Years, but loves my cat Shishmish"I will cut you"God I'm fat... Look at my chin! It looks like I...
Posted by Jesus' MySpace Boyfriend on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

Useless quiz type things

Nerdy MySpace Quiz crap that I did cause I was bored...Your Birthdate: August 19You don't just believe in love at first site - you've experienced it.You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your...
Posted by Jesus' MySpace Boyfriend on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST

The Short List

I have this list see. It's a short list of things that when I find out the person I'm talking to does or likes I immediately tell myself 'yeah, I won't be talking to this person again any time soon. ...
Posted by Jesus' MySpace Boyfriend on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:51:00 PST