Fuckin Asshole

You can never know to many strippers, bartenders, or cops!

About Me

I am a lesbian, this means I only like girls! my name is Lenny and I'm a sagittarius! I love the outdoors, long walks on the beach, picnics, horseback riding, cuddling by the fireplace while sipping hot cocoa. Working out is a plus. I'm waiting to meet that someone special so i can write poetry and sing to them. I play the flute and I'm really good. I'm a very caring person as you can see, I just wanna hear what you have to say! IM me at "Id Hit It Raw" on AIM!!!
I have tattoos!!! Here are a few pictures.
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CHECK OUT MORE TATTOOS BY VANCE. CLICK HERE!!!
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My Interests

"Legendary" Tom of Myspace. He's not gay. I sucked his dick!!!
BEST GIRL I'VE EVER MET, except when she barfed on my shoes!!!

OC Fair!! We rocked it, except for the picture booth, it was smarter than both of us.

Yes, the tattoo is real and I USED to be with the Straight Edge!!!

I'd like to meet:

Boys! I mean girls,yeah girls. LPeople who can have fun without being f-ed up!You can be f-ed up and I'll still talk to you. Girl+abs= yum. Personality is a turn on, but that only gets you to the bedroom door, it doesnt get you in. Basically, if you have two arms, two legs, or one, a pair of eyes, mouth, torso and all that good stuff you're in. You see girls, I'm not all about that superficial stuff like hair,clothes and that other junk.You don't even have to have a heartbeat,just have a heart. TURN OFFS: SMOKING! I Don't like smelling or kissing ash trays. Girls who talk with nothing to say! When you are done with sex and the girl says ",That will be $50!" I don't like hairy asses....... on girls! Girls that talk like truck drivers. CHEATERS SUCK

In case you're wondering, NO, I won't fuck off.YES,this is the horse I rode in on!

Music:

Slayer, Danzig, Pantera, Misfits, Black Flag, T.S.O.L, Cirle Jerks, Mentors, Sepultura, Slipknot, Metaliica, Black Sabbath, Kill Switch Engage, New Wave 80's,Notorious B.I.G., Eazy-E and 50 Cent, Young Buck, Bel Biv DeVoe, New Edition, ABC, Michael Jackson, Diana Ross, Rick James, Isley Brothers, Bob Marley, classic rock, and of course, 2Pac!!!

Movies:

Office Space, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Scarface, North Shore, Godfather, Star Wars(all of em), Dumb and Dumber, Marathon Man, Taxi Driver, Army of Darkness, Super Troopers, Run Ronnie Run and wait their are to many to name!!

Television:

Simpsons, Sports Center, History Channel, A&E, Dave Chapelle Show

Books:

The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown, "A Stranger Beside Me" by Ann Rule

My Blog

Words To Live By

Listen up, men. When it comes to ladies, If you live by these three simple rules you will always be happy:1. Quantity is quality.2. "No" means "Yes"!3. Lower your standards to improve your average....
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:05:00 PST

Pending Lawsuit Against Maker Of Roofies!!!

This drug is very discriminatory and sexist towards men. I've had it. When is the last time you heard a man say, "Oh my God! Last night, I went to ...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:33:00 PST

Scientific Explanation of Hell

Scientific Explanation of HellThe following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with ...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST

All Ya'll Gots Ta Know Bout Me!!!

1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?I'm single and I do it already. A girl isn't gonna change that. 2. Would you prefer the lights on or o...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:31:00 PST

I've started a modeling career!!!!

It all started when I transformed into this Lil Ol' Fairy. Since then, cameras haven't stopped shooting pictures of me. I had my first shoot the other night. ...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:03:00 PST

THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME!!!

1.) What is the middle name of the first person you ever had sex with? I don't even know her first name, she was a prostitute. j/k Actually it was my first girlfriend, her middle name is Noel. 2.) ...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What Does Your Birthday mean???

Your Birthdate: December 8 Born on the 8th day of the month, you have a special gift for business, as you can conceive and plan on a grand scale. You have good executive skills and you'...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KINKY TEST: How Kinky Are You???

I scored a 650 on this thing. I guess that means I'm one kinky, horny muthafucka!!! Take the quiz by clicking on the link below. When you are done, post a comment on this blog with your score!!! Below...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What Princess Bride Character are you?

Which Princess Bride Character are You?this quiz was made by mysti...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Real O.C. Scene!!!

Before I begin, I must mention that their are always exceptions to everything. This is a generalization of many or even most women and men who are decent looking or better and are "in" the O.C. "scene...
Posted by Fuckin Asshole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST