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Perfect Shade Of Black

..You're the memory no one ever had, You're the one thing you'll never find...

About Me

Berzerker, Bezurker, Beezurkor, Belzelkurh, Burzurkur n more..

My Interests

Tech Timing. Trying to make reservations at Dorcia with Marcus Halberstram and Paul Allen. sloppy grind, dull women, Sharp scissors.

I'd like to meet:

One who does not lack a case of full blown malophenicaphobia - Intense fear of being tickled, thus inducing heart attack.

Music:

Anything Anxiety Inducing.

Movies:

What Is A Meat Wallet ?

Television:

Sundays are like a super extended episode of M*A*S*H. ..completely disgusting.

Books:

Autobiography of Heul Howser

Heroes:

Murphy Ripkiss Walker XXXIII / B. Anders / The guy to the left of me