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KNeil

I'm not a player, I just throw up a lot....

About Me

Am I just another lost in the pack?
We for shack ship, you know laugh it off
Years just blow by
My eyes stay fixed but the picture's kinda outta focus
I cry a lot but admit to it
Enjoyin life now but I've been through it
Sometimes I wish that I can go back
No bills no kids just getting tore back
I want a wife, I love women
How could I front like I don't be in love wit em?
A li'l man that I can teach
A li'l sand but not the beach
I figure excess'll only bring an excessive amount of fussin
So when I'm gone, make sure the head stone reads, "He did it for us"
I'm like your modern day Jesus
I cherish warm thoughts like a grey goose
And float soft kisses to my baby
(yo ain't that Dave's little girl?)
Yeah, respect her for that
She gonna be somebody
Instead of somebody-baby-mama
You see young minds are now made of armor
I'm tryin to pop a hole in your Yankee cap
Absorb me
The skies over your head aint safe no more
And Hip Hop aint your home
And if it is then you fuckin up the crib son
You make life look like I don't wanna live one
You might as well hold your breath until you die in a
corner somewhere bent over in the crevice
This God Theory overcomes the worst of weathers
As long as you willin to try, you on a good start homie
.. you on a good start.. see nigga tryin
Throughout my change to grow, Some of my people got left behind
They didn't listen for the gun, as I leaped from off the line
Thirteen years deep in this marathon I'm runnin
Paid dues and still got bills to pay
When I came back around the way
Old friends gave me dead eyes
and fake smiles, half wide
We were supposed to rid the world of danger
These days we nod heads and small talk like polite strangers
It's natural to fall off, just land close to the tree
I'll be there if they need me to be
and I know all my local shorties
cuz they all know who I am
and latey wanna flip grammar instead of grams
Like that's the only choice they got
They tell me how they gonna shake up the game
but came to me to see if I could give em guidance for change
Shit y'all, I need guidance myself
and I chisel right words to make gems
Got fans around the world, but my girl's no one of em
And my relationship's a big question
Cuz my career's a clear hindrance to her progression
Said she needs a man and our kids need a father
I'm not at all ready to hear her say don't bother
And break
And this I know I can't take
but uhh
C. Smith said to hold on
My brother Luck said to hold on
My nigga Dave said to hold on
My nigga Mase said to hold on
Yo, Maseo, we need to hold on
Eh, yo, y'all we need to hold on
"Trying People" - De La Soul

My Interests

KLOBBER

http://kneils-blogversation.blogspot.com/

no names 08
anything post-apocalyptic
Anakin
smartwater & hummus
adventures
text messages
blogversations
earl grey
cleanliness
domestication
good cop/bad cop
mental instability
the chupacabra
the order of the skull and bones
pranking
knowledge of self
anything peanut butter flavored

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and sometimes I do the aforementioned.

I'd like to meet:

who ever wrote "fuck face" on the bottom of Billy Ripken's bat

and Paul Rudd

and this dude in '08!

Music:

party fun action committee
de la soul
stevie wonder
fugazi
murs
dilla
cat stevens
morrissey
atmosphere
shuggie otis
muse
cannibal ox
simon & garfunkle
kanye
minnie ripperton
common
black flag
sly and the family stone
clipse
billy joel
aesop

Movies:

a guide to recognizing your saints
boiler room
godfather
godfather II
unforgiven
supertroopers
belly
episode V
annie hall
best in show
the departed
ferris bueller's day off
blood in, blood out
caddyshack
die hard
die harder
anchorman
wet hot american summer
the grifters
cool hand luke
batman begins
green street hooligans
babe
the outsiders
fight club

Television:

lost
heroes
the wire
the office
dateline: to catch a predator
prison break
flight of the conchords
oz (RIP)
the sopranos (RIP)

Heroes:



My Blog

KNeil and the random instant message....

keithsthesaurus: link me to your myspace....please & thank yougalanggala: www.myspace.com/gofuckyourselfgalanggala: wowgalanggala: thats a reall linkgalanggala: aahahahkeithsthesaurus: totally isgalan...
Posted by KNeil on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:44:00 PST

KNeil and the webcam girl.... round 2

KeithsThesaurus: hey KeithsThesaurus: are you on the clock? cinnaswirl401: im with a custoemr will message when done KeithsThesaurus: perfect cinnaswirl401 signed off cinnaswirl401 is offline and will...
Posted by KNeil on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:03:00 PST

KNeil and the webcam girl....

this broad does sex shit on the webcam for money. KeithsThesaurus..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = AIM /> (7:46:57 PM): how much cinnaswirl401 (7:47:35 PM): $25 for 40 minutes ( sry was on the...
Posted by KNeil on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:59:00 PST

KNeil and his uninvited roommates.....

KeithsThesaurus..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = AIM /> (11:35:32 AM): DUDE KeithsThesaurus (11:35:45 AM): so i take this crap KeithsThesaurus (11:35:49 AM): its a good one Keiths...
Posted by KNeil on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:44:00 PST

5:30am

"do i seem fucked up??? I only took half a pill, but i mean, i spit it out, and like it was over an hour ago...but i'm so buzzed." Says the stripper as she gets into my car around 3:30am...For those o...
Posted by KNeil on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:12:00 PST

immitateacatpukn

immitateacatpukn(2:47:09 PM): how do you feel about fat children and their parents KeithsThesaurus(2:50:45 PM): i don't immitateacatpukn(2:57:10 PM): I read tis article that said 50...
Posted by KNeil on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

KNeil gives dating advice....

PaperAnniversary (12:12:28 PM): you are smart KeithsThesaurus (12:12:23 PM): i know PaperAnniversary (12:13:35 PM): do you believe there's any truth to the words of the secr...
Posted by KNeil on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

KNeil and the Thumb Wrestling Tournament.....

SASCHANATORxx: What r u doing tonight critter KeithsThesaurus: i entered into this whole big thumb wrestling tournament SASCHANATORxx: Haahaahhaa SASCHANATORxx: Really SASCHANATORxx: Where's it at...
Posted by KNeil on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:37:00 PST

KNeil's guide to getting chicks!!!!!!!!

  KeithsThesaurus: do you and that dude bone? BoxcarJamie: Noooooooo BoxcarJamie: And we never will KeithsThesaurus: what about us? KeithsThesaurus: we should bone BoxcarJamie: I don't bo...
Posted by KNeil on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:14:00 PST

KNeil and attempted car-jacking....

D is for Daniela (11:43:58 AM): how was the memphis last night?KeithsThesaurus (11:44:31 AM): we got there a little after 11 and it was emptyKeithsThesaurus (11:44:33 AM): so we bailedKeithsThesaurus ...
Posted by KNeil on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST