Disclaimer: don't think you are retarded if you don't get what you are about to read, over 50% of this is inside jokes, the other 50% is nonsense, have fun............i hAyt pEePz DaT tYpE lYkE Diz. I am very competitive. I would kill for my friends. Nobody likes a drawn out "no", I hate people that flip off the camera in pictures, I hate that stiff-legged 80's dance. I love air conditioning. I hate Rosie Perez. Don Rickles is a genius. its all about delivery. I backpacked across Europe for 2 months. I hate mayonnaise. I love Prague. saffy showed up to a date 2 hours early. Why does hbo play the departed so much? I hate the TV show Mash. I use the elyptical machine at the gym. I swear I'm not gay. drummers have weird personality's. have you heard of toy soldiers? goodguy is tough. I play guitar in Fire in Cairo. I don't understand people that wear fight gear and don't train. My friend Kneil is always naked. i was adopted. Why are you reading all of this? I hate dudes that wear eyeshadow. I hate people that think they are busy but aren't, l baby is legit, like mother like daughter =) danny always quotes the simpsons. i quote john lennon "i don't believe in condoms, i just believe in me". i hate pyramid scams. have you heard of google earth? radiohead secret show at playboy mansion whose in? clever people deserve more credit. i love the k-team. teachers should get paid more. davie takes to long to get ready. kirk never hangs out. i hate bumper stickers. i go from zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds. Where did all the cowboys go? I love Bubba. What if i mess with Texas? Whose effing me tonight? I haven't drunken milk in 5 years. I have a bachelor degree. I used to win chess tournaments. I saw a dude wearing P.E. shorts at a strip club. All he wanted was a lap dance.
