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About Me

Unfortunately, I am more fartsy than artsy.....Hey - if you have one of those profile trackers that shows you exactly who has been lurking your page and you see that I lurked you, it's simply because I am making sure you are still shitty so....don't over analyze it.

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My Interests



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Music:

Black Lips, CSS, Black Kids, My Bloody Valentine, Stone Roses, The Kinks, The Love and BJM.

Movies:

Switchblade Sisters, Over The Edge, Santa Sangre, The River's Edge, The Departed "Working OVERTIME", Grandma's Boy, The Reflecting Skin, U-Turn, Chuck & Buck, CQ, Happiness, Storytelling, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Palindromes, Donnie Darko, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Your Friends and Neighbors, Drugstore Cowboy, Ghost World, House of Yes, Wet Hot American Summer, The Young Poisoner's Handbook, Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, Bully, Goodfella's "I'm still going out KAREN!", Cinema Paradiso, 39 Pounds of Love, Murderball, Stevie, Into the Realms of the Unreal, A Day in September - I love DOCUMENTARIES the MOST!! I Spit On Your Grave, Barfly, Tex, Rumblefish, The Outsiders.

Television:

I like to drink a bottle of wine, by myself, while watching 'Intervention'. TLC, A&E, BRAVO, IFC, SUND, BIOG, DISCH and that show about tanning.

Books:

Phenomenology of Spirit - GWF Hegel, Finnegan's Wake - James Joyce, The Cantos of Ezra Pound - Ezra Pound, Being and Nothingness - Jean-Paul Sartre, Ecrits: The first Complete English Edition - Jacques Lacan, The Four Fundamental Concepts of Psychoanalysis - Jacques Lacan, Margins of Philosophy - Jacques Derrida, Glad - Jacques Derrida, Critique of Pure Reason - Immanuel Kant, Being and Time: A Translation of Sein and Zeit - Martin Heidegger, The Sound and The Fury - William Faulkner, Demian - Herman Hesse, Moby Dick - Herman Melville, Paradise Lost - John Milton, Goethe's Faust - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe and I like graphic novels. Whatever.

Heroes:

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My Blog

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Posted by lb on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:34:00 PST

Benefit of the Doubt

I will give my friend the benefit of the doubt and recognize that she is not the author of below, however, I am super embarrassed that this person posted it as a bulletin because the content is super ...
Posted by lb on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:00:00 PST

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Jinxy's poop smells like shit.
Posted by lb on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:04:00 PST

I am super fucking sick of....

Jinx using my computer keyboard as her personal Dance Dance Revolution Pad every time I try to use my laptop. One of these days, she is going to pull back 4 bloody stumps.
Posted by lb on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:55:00 PST

Netflix it

The 1995 movie, Heavyweights, is truly underrated. I strongly suggest you see it. Some of Ben Stiller's finest work.
Posted by lb on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:38:00 PST

Hmmmm.....

I am watching the Secret Lives of Women on WE the Women's television channel....and every time they do station identification spots......there is a voice over that says "On WE TV" and all I hear is "E...
Posted by lb on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:26:00 PST

I am angry at his face for not being better looking

I don't know how I feel about this video. So many conflicting thoughts - is it the worst video/acting/lip synching ever or the best? On the fence....
Posted by lb on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:24:00 PST

Dave, you are cut - Sara’s trading up with a newer model

Baby Born With Second Penis On Back (PHOTO)The Sun | June 10, 2008 02:27 PMThe tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan provinc...
Posted by lb on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:43:00 PST

Traffic School

My "imagining explicit romantic sex fantasies with every dude in the class" trick didn't work because I started with the first dude - elderly man in wheelchair - and I was going to commit 5 minutes to...
Posted by lb on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:35:00 PST

Wanted: HIKING PARTNERS

like this....
Posted by lb on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:35:00 PST