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Eric O.â„¢

I'm gonna put this in my pocket and when I get to '72 it's going back on my head.

About Me

Just your typical OC bad boy passionate about reppin' OC to tha fullest! How do I do so you ask, the answer is simple bro...I am all about the VIP lifestyle. Whether that is making my presence known, cruising downtown HB in my lifted F450 with a Skin sticker encompassing the entire back window or struttin' into Aloha Grille with sick nautical star ink, a black sleeveless jersey shirt and white sunglasses looking to fight. "You lookin' at me? Huh? Huh? Fuckin' game time bro!"
If I am not makin' heads roll in downtown HB, I am takin' my faux glow to da gym to toss plates, grunt and flex my pec's in tha mirror! After I work up a sweet swell I am off to get my picture taken with a bevy of dimes all up on my bi's and tri's at Sutra. "Yeah this collar's popped, because I'm the man and everyone should know it! Who you lookin' at!?!" After that it is back to HB to powder my nose in Sharkeez bathroom stalls with girls with orange skin and volleyball-shaped chemical balls and by the end of the night, I am most likely poundin' on a barney or two all Tito Ortiz tapout style under the HB Pier.
For all the playa haters, if you want a piece or have the nerve to step, I can usually be found pimpin' my shit in Glamis. Look for me, the license plate on my dirtbike reads "EyeGiveOs." VIP what?!?! Pimp playa who?!?! Anyways, Sharkeez is calling my name dawg. "Two fuckin' Jaeger bombs down here chief! I fuckin' shower in that shit!"

My Interests

Broads who use big words, Chris Hansen entrances, Pac-10 athletics, apparently looking like a Canadian, walking Bailey, shuttlecock done extreme, new veins in bi's/tri's, jacuzzi time, juiced-up baseball players, LARPing, hot dogs at Pink's, girls clad in gym attire, drives to Malibu, manipulated ballcards, Coke w/ grenadine, eluding "stop and chats," intros on MTV dating shows, dogs with human names, Mahogany Collection greeting cards, Perry's Pizza, waiting for Chinese Democracy, anything having to do with John Wooden, embarrassing reality television, Athsma survivor, knife attacks on Joey Greco, using the word "sans" and executing the "Perfect Push-Up."

I'd like to meet:

A time machine to 1992.

Music:

01- Guns n' Roses
02- Elton John
03- Pink Floyd
04- Phil Collins
05- The Rolling Stones
06- Nine Inch Nails
07- Alice In Chains
08- Aerosmith
09- Motley Crue
10- Notorious BIG
11- Nirvana
12- Dr. Dre
13- Led Zeppelin
14- Korn
15- Smashing Pumpkins
16- Velvet Revolver
17- Metallica
18- Pearl Jam
19- Avenged Sevenfold
20- Mickey Avalon

Movies:

01- Casino
02- Godfather II
03- Godfather I
04- Goodfellas
05- Scarface
06- Karate Kid
07- The Firm
08- Bodyguard
09- The Revenge of the Nerds
10- Saw
11- The Girl Next Door
12- American Psycho
13- Home Alone
14- The Wizard of Oz
15- Citizen Kane
16- The Fugitive
17- Silence of the Lambs
18- Eyes Wide Shut
19- Risky Business
20- Cinema Paradiso

Television:

01- Beverly Hills 90210
02- Curb Your Enthusiasm
03- The Sopranos
04- Nip/Tuck
05- The West Wing
06- Entourage
07- To Catch A Predator
08- Cheaters
09- Rob and Big
10- Family Business
11- Cops
12- Breaking Bonaduce
13- Dr. 90210
14- Poorman's Bikini Beach
15- LA Law
16- Real World (seasons 1-5)
17- The Hills
18- Beauty and the Geek
19- Real Time With Bill Maher
20- Real Housewives of OC

Books:

01- Juiced
02- The 48 Laws
03- The Catcher in the Rye
04- They Call Me Coach
05- Bill Clinton: My Life
06- Fear And Loathing In LV
07- John Daly: Wild Thing
08- The Firm
09- Pyramid of Success
10- 40 Days of Purpose
11- American Tragedy
12- A Season on the Brink
13- American Psycho
14- Motley Crue: The Dirt
15- To Kill a Mockingbird
16- American Tragedy
17- Rich Dad, Poor Dad
18- Ben Hogan's Five Lessons
19- The Art of War
20- Tuesdays With Morrie

Heroes:

01- W. Axl Rose
02- John R. Wooden
03- Bill Clinton
04- Jackie Robinson
05- Coach Ben Howland
06- Izzy Stradlin
07- Howard Stern
08- Christi Shake
09- Aaron Spelling
10- Professor Jayne Spencer
11- Dr. Jose Canseco
12- Mike Tyson
13- Arron Afflalo
14- John Walsh
15- Larry David
16- Pat Tillman
17- Beetlejuice
18- Bill Maher
19- Willie McGee
20- Danny Bonaduce..

My Blog

Myspace love letters (multiple pages, updated frequently)

Here is a frequently updated collection of messages that myspace Rico Suave's have sent to random girls. Just as OJ Simpson set race relations back a decade or so in our country, these guys&...
Posted by Eric O." on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:10:00 PST