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MA (lsv)

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About Me

If you really want to know how stupid people are, just think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. --George Carlin

Life has a malicious way of dealing with great potential. --Woody Allen

Stay free from petty jealousies, live by no man's code/And hold your judgement for yourself, lest ye wind up on this road. --Bob Dylan

We turned at a dozen paces, for love is a duel, and looked up at eachother for the last time. --Jack Kerouac

What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses. --John Irving

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. --Oscar Wilde

One of life's quiet excitements is to stand somewhat apart from yourself and watch yourself softly becoming the author of something beautiful, even if it is only a floating ash. --Norman Maclean

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. --W.C. Fields

I've always had an idea that my retirement would be the greatest contribution to science the world has ever known. --Groucho Marx

It's hard enough remembering my opinions without remembering my reasons for them. --Mike Skinner

Was it a millionaire who said 'imagine no posessions'? --Elvis Costello

Someday, everything is gonna be smooth, like a rhapsody...when I paint my masterpiece. --The Band

Through the years, I have learned that there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration. --Steve Martin

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them. --Casey Stengel


To me 'young' has no meaning, it is something you can do nothing about. Nothing at all. But 'youth' is a quality, and if you have it, you never lose it. --Frank Lloyd Wright

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

this one...always.

My Blog

i am a jelly donut

That's the literal translation of what Kennedy told the world as he stood at the Berlin Wall. One simple syllable in a foreign tongue can throw it all off. In any case, don't feel badly if you hav...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:36:00 GMT

dear landlord...

as many of you know, there is a family of roughly 29 guatamalans that live just a few doors down from me.  they're very nice, although i cant imagine they can ever be relaxed with those 25 childr...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:44:00 GMT

cash cab

i have a few shows that i really and truly enjoy, and one of them is Cash Cab on the Discovery Channel.  if you are not familiar with it, you should begin recording it right away (assuming that y...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 15:48:00 GMT

whos stan??

after all the Academy Award blah blah...i was reminded of a movie that is about a dozen years old, and probably long forgotten, but absolutely deserving of a mention.  in fact, i would probably s...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:54:00 GMT

i havent got the words...

so.  I was doing my customary late-january thing....perusing the annual list of Academy Award nominees and making mental picks.  for those who dont know, my track record the last several yea...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:45:00 GMT

oh, christ.

after that tangent, let me quickly put down what i originally had planned...in a somewhat abbreviated version, as i can now feel the carpel tunnel creeping in. in going through my Oscar-watch thing th...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:36:00 GMT

"what ever happened to...."

"...that white dog poop from the seventies?" a stolen joke, yes.  but it got me thinking... seriously, when was the last time you saw dog shit turn white?  whe we were kids, dog shit always ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:26:00 GMT

the big one

you know i'm not one for absolutes or ultimatums, but..... i defy you to find a better film than The Big Lebowski.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:42:00 GMT

stan lee?

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Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:15:00 GMT

aint that some shit

so yeah, the break-in.  never a pleasure for anyone.  but man, after spending a good part of last week trying to catalog everything that's gone, i think i'm even more bummed than the first d...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 13:51:00 GMT