If you really want to know how stupid people are, just think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. --George Carlin
Life has a malicious way of dealing with great potential. --Woody Allen
Stay free from petty jealousies, live by no man's code/And hold your judgement for yourself, lest ye wind up on this road. --Bob Dylan
We turned at a dozen paces, for love is a duel, and looked up at eachother for the last time. --Jack Kerouac
What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses. --John Irving
One of life's quiet excitements is to stand somewhat apart from yourself and watch yourself softly becoming the author of something beautiful, even if it is only a floating ash. --Norman Maclean
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. --W.C. Fields
I've always had an idea that my retirement would be the greatest contribution to science the world has ever known. --Groucho Marx
It's hard enough remembering my opinions without remembering my reasons for them. --Mike Skinner
Someday, everything is gonna be smooth, like a rhapsody...when I paint my masterpiece. --The Band
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them. --Casey Stengel
To me 'young' has no meaning, it is something you can do nothing about. Nothing at all. But 'youth' is a quality, and if you have it, you never lose it. --Frank Lloyd Wright