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Dan {Мать Россия}

Here I am is...

About Me

I don't want to meet you and you don't want to meet me, so don't worry about it.

To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings... La La La
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
--Going to California, Led Zeppelin

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


My Screen name is VoodooGuitar87

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

Top Pains In My Assholes...

Music:

Music = AC/DC, AFI, Alice Cooper, America, B. B. King, Bach, Bad Co., Barry White, Beastie Boys, Beck, Beethoven, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan Bob Seger, Boston, Bread, Buckethead, Bumblefoot, Bush, Captain Beefheart, Chicago, Chinstrap Phobia, Chopin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, CSNY, Disturbed, Foreigner, Flyleaf, Frank Zappa, Gnarly Goat, Gogol Bordello, Gorillaz, Guns N' Roses, Horse the band, Isaac Albeniz, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix , John 5, John Lee Hooker, Kansas, Led Zeppelin, Lil' Ed & The Blues Imperials, Los Lonely Boys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mozart, Neil Young, Nirvana, Ozzy, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Peter Frampton, Queen, Rachmaninov, Rage Against The Machine, Ravi Shankar, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rob Zombie, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Secondhand Suicide, Sonic Youth, Sublime, System of a Down, Tchaikovsky, The All-American Rejects, The Blood Brothers, The Distillers, The Doors, The Killers, The Raconteurs, The Subways, The White Stripes, Thin Lizzy, Thursday, Ton Steine Scherben, Whitesnake, White Zombie, Wolfmother, Yehudi Menuhin.

Movies:

Movies ={Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters}{Borat} {Snakes on a Plane} {Fight Club} {V for Vendetta} {Apocalypse Now} {Easy Rider} {Forrest Gump} {Almost Famous} {The Godfather} {Scarface} {Star Wars} {Lord of the Rings} {The Terminal} {Dead Poets Society} {What Dreams May Come} {American Graffiti} {Land of the Dead} {Dawn of the Dead} {Resident Evil} {Good Morning Vietnam} {Woodstock} {The Song Remains the Same} {Monterey Pop Festival} {Jimi Hendrix}

Television:

TV = {Adult Swim}

Books:

Books = *1984*
*Bob Dylan Poetry* *A Brave New World* *A Doll's House* *Alice's Adventures in Wonderland* *As You Like It* *Bartleby the Scrivener* *Black Like Me* *Captain Beefheart Poetry* *Danny and his Dinosaur* *Death of a Salesman* *Dracula* *Edgar Allen Poe Poetry* *Ethan Frome* *Fastfood Nation* *Frankenstien
{AKA FRAK-en-STIENder}*
*Halitosis* *Hamelet* *Hippie* *Jim Morrison Poetry* *Jimi Hendrix Poetry* *Macbeth* *Penguins* *Romeo & Juliet* *Room Full of Mirrors* *See Spot ---* *The Arabian Nights* *The Awakening* *The Catcher in the Rye* *The Dictionary* *The Fall of the House of Usher* *The Great Gatsby* *The Invisible Man* *The Looking Glass* *The Odyssey* *The Old Man and the Sea* *The Pigman* *The Polar Express* *The Prophet* *The Pushcart War* *The Red Badge of Courage* *The Scarelet Letter* *The Swiss Family Robinson* *The Tell Tale Heart* *The Westing Game* *The Zoidberg Zone* *To Kill a Mockingbird* *What on Earth is a Mercat?* *Wilfred Owen Poetry*

Heroes:

Heroes = Jimi Hendrix - Guy Fawkes & This little dude.

My Blog

The Zoidberg Zone

The Zoidberg Zone Written by: Dan Centofanti Imagine this, imagine a place in the future with strange creatures and robots. A place with people such as Fry, a delivery boy who was cryogenically fro...
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:29:00 PST

Unwritten Poetry of the days gone by

Cannon Ball Enter the cannon ball. Inside lies your desire. Now Fire. Destroy the Empire Enquire none. Destroy the Empire. Exit the wire Now Fire. Suicide Pride. Don't hide You know what lies insi...
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:49:00 PST

My Heart of Gold

Heart{Rubies lost}{Sapphires Found}--I have a heart of gold-It usually gets stolenNobody ever asks for itThey just take it-I can't hide my heart of gold-It's too bigAnd boldI'll never hide my heart of...
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:03:00 PST

rAUSCHENBACH's Boiser

(This is the full Poem translated into English...) rAUSHENBACH'S AfforestDarn Darn and DarnNot Funny-Hair-Ribbit Man StuSlap the Green Skies-Protector Elfin-Afraid Be NotSpill Do Not-Be Quiet! Be Quie...
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

Peter Griffen

Peter Griffen Sigtings Below. This picture was taken on Graduation Day, Peter Griffen was just walking about the place.(This is the first of hopefully many. Post any Peter Griffen sigtings you might h...
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST

Hobo Chang Ba

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Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:51:00 PST

The greatest story every told. (This is where legends are made...)

The fucking wombats are coming man...       They are fucking coming...         I can sense a kerfuffle in the balance of nature. The wombats are ubiquitous creatu...
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:20:00 PST

On the Contrary

On the contrary, post 10 things you like about me...
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:52:00 PST

10 Things I hate about you

I'm this bored...Post 10 things you hate about me.Yea, only 10... This should be interesting....
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:50:00 PST

Is that a real poncho, I mean is that a Mexican poncho? or is that a Sears poncho?

      Is that a real poncho, I mean is that a Mexican poncho? or is that a Sears poncho?...
Posted by Dan {Red Army Faction} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST