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DB Slim

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'

About Me

Aim= Oddworld21 Billie Jean is not my lover. As long as there's chicken gravy on my rice, everything is nice. ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
50 Questions You've Hopefully Never Answered
Are any of your toes connected?: No way
Do you use a pen or a pencil more often?: pencil
Do you have anything planned for July 5th?: resort my grasshopper collection
Do you use toothpaste?: all the time
What was the last thing you dreamed about?: being in highschool again
What colour is your bedroom carpet?: gray
How many passengers does your car hold?: 4
Have you ever had a black and white cat?: I hate cats
What is your favourite canned soup?: chicken and stars
Do you know anyone who lives in Russia?: noooo
Have you ever gone into a room only to forget why?: every time
Who is the last baby you held?: myself
Do you know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner?: yea right
Do you have any moles?: no
What kind of car were you driving two years ago?: 1991 Ford Explorer
Would you rather have an STI or share a bed with Michael Jackson?: Michael Jackson is a very talented musician
When was the last time you went to the zoo?: 2 years ago
Do you have any wallpaper in your house?: yea... crazy
What is the closest plaid thing to you?: socks
Who was the last person to give you a hickey?: Hickey Jones
Who was the last person to write you a check?: uncle Andy!
How many unframed pictures do you have in your house?: about a million
The last date you had that started with dinner and ended with lunch was?: what?
Have you ever applied for a job where you had to wear skimpy clothes?: yes
How many pairs of underwear do you own?: 30 maybe
When was the last time someone gave you flowers?: never
Do you play with your hair?: nope
What do you take in your coffee, or tea?: vodka
Do you have any marshmallows?: ....somewhere
Who was your high school's most popular girl?: Oprah
Who was the last person who told you to fuck off?: Stephen Colbert
When was the last time you used mouth wash?: every morning!
Would you like to learn to play the harp?: hex no
How many entryways are there into your living room?: 5
What is the last thing you read?:

My Interests

Graphic design, art, music, photography, handlebars, ice cream sandwiches, granola bars, working out click here to buy my t-shirts NOW!

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Opaque melodies that would bug most people

Movies:

Monty Pyhton and the Holy Grail, Fight Club, Mallrats,

Television:

Tim and Eric awesome show great job

Books:

non-fiction and Bizarro fiction

My Blog

Haiku Poem by Tim Miller. Dumpster Friend.

Dumpster Friend My wicker coonhound, now I can see right through you. You didn't eat much....
Posted by DB Slim on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:14:00 PST

* TODAY'S SPECIAL: people

    Hmmm.. . . I'm sittin' here thinkin about when I was younger. One thing I always remember is dinner time. Mommy, is uncle Fred coming to dinner? Hello uncle Fred. Now it's 4 o'clock...
Posted by DB Slim on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:11:00 PST