If you have a private profile don't send me a request unless I know you. But you can message me and tell me about yourself and I may consider adding you. I only say this because I look at people's profiles before I add them. I don't add people blindly.
A little about me: (neatly bulleted and organized for optimal viewing pleasure)
-Born on 10 January 1987, making me 20.
-Saying that I act half my age would be correct.
-I have a morbid sense of humor, and am not above making any joke about anything.
-I haven't drank pop since 30 April 2007.
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-I went to school at ETI. It was really shitty.
-I say things that I'd never do.
-What others see as offensive, tasteless, disgusting, or controversial, I find hilarious.
-I love Peanut M&M's. Although I won't eat brown ones. I also can't eat Plain M&M's because they make me sick.
-I find suicide to be hilarious. As well as chemical addictions and dependency.
-I -I hate yellow cars.
-I'm straight edge, but I'm not one of those militant douchebags that tries to press it on everyone.
-I've been told I say crazy/offensive things.
-I don't think before I speak.
-I think a lot less religion and a lot more tolerance and free thought would make the world a better place.
-Although I could give a fuck what I wear, I'm extremely self-conscious of how my clothes look. I'm also ridiculously self-conscious of the way I smell.
-I find humor in other people's misfortunes. Especially when they bring it upon themselves.
-As much as I hate my cell phone and the phone in general, I know it will save my ass one day.
-I always have a black Pilot G-2 Bold pen in my pocket.
-If I could jump about 3 inches higher I could dunk.
-Don't call me an asshole or call me inconsiderate. You're only telling me something I'm more than aware of.
-I'm not above making any joke about anything. I adhere to rule 42, which says "Nothing is sacred".
-I post a lot of surveys and bulletins that are random thoughts that pop into my head. If you don't like that you're more than welcome to eat my ass hole.
-I fucking hate smileys and emoticons. If you use them chances are I'll ignore whatever you say.
-Anyone who thinks that "the terrorists hate our freedom" needs shot in the face, point blank, with a shotgun.
-I'm a bit of a perfectionist and I'm unusually hard on myself if I don't do something as good I intended it to be.
-I'm pretty softspoken when in crowds. I guess that's a good thing for a lot of people.
-I hate being called "Sir"
-I am an independent with a slight Democratic lean. And I also find allegiance to a single political party sickening. Why not vote for the better candidate, dickweed?
-Single. Mostly because I refuse to compromise my character. And my standards might be a little high too.
-If you have something important to say tell me, not Tonyis1337.
-Anyone who thinks MTV is a good channel is gay.
-Anyone who thinks Hot Topic is cool sucks too.
-I hate every radio station except 88.5 (the classical station) and 1240 AM (ESPN Radio).
-I am the greatest Donkey Kong Country player that never beat the game.
-I do not feel the emotion people call sadness.
-I'm the most interesting and enjoyable person you'll hang out with (assuming you don't suck ass).
-2 of my main goals in life are to beat up someone famous and have sex with a famous person.
-I still have yet to achieve either.
-I have been told my eating habits are strange.
-I'm very stereotypical, and find stereotypes to be very funny.
-As long as you're not a jerk-off I'm one of the nicest people you'll meet.
-AIM = Tonyis1337
My turn-ons include: death metal, grindcore, metalcore, power metal, deathcore, a little black metal, learning, DDR, trivia, videogames, football, Aussie rules football, hockey, baseball, softball, basketball, kickball, misogyny, Ultimate frisbee, rolling bones, going to Steelhounds games, arena football, rally racing, Twizzlers, Skittles, Twix, crazy blackers, darts (only 501), the weekend, taking naps, trampolines, pirates, piracy, UFC, PRIDE FC, beef jerky, watching wrestling, going to wrestling shows, one car drunk driving crashes, boobies, double bass rolls, breakdowns, blast beats, ultra heavy slam parts, roller derby, crazy-fast drum machines, TV, the smell a match gives right after it's lit, pool/billiards (even though I suck), ultra-guttural vocals, Lipton Brisk Lemon Iced Tea, watching pro wrestling, facial hair (not on women, eewwwww), long hair, NBA Jam for SNES, Fire Pro Wrestling games, horror movies, stereotypes, board games, Uno, Monopoly, Kerplunk, Twister, Pictionary, concerts, game shows, horror movies, comedy movies, my iPod shuffle, immaturity in general, the San Francisco Rush videogame series, laughing at suicide, making fun of dead people, when people fart loudly in public places or on people, being offensive, AIDS, free thought, opinions, Guitar Hero, and stuff that doesn't suck ass.
My turn-offs include: the phone, fat chicks, people who are overly stupid (not retards, they fuckin' rule), crowd killing, the willfully unintelligent, Fall Out Boy and all those other shitty pop bands, 99.9% of punk music, the sticker on the top of CDs & DVDs, Larry The Cable Guy, other teams' fans who go to Steelhounds games, inconsistency, maturity, jobs, having the same class for 3 hours (God, did this suck), religion, psuedo-negroes, psuedo-intelligent people, fat chicks, poker, poker on TV, NASCAR, movies that try to mix romance with war (Pearl Harbor, I'm looking at you, you god-awful piece of shit, 3 hour waste of my life), Dane Cook, music with crappy whiny vocals, weaboos, The Confederate flag (the CSA stopped existing 140+ fucking years ago. Get with the times you sisterfucking, Skoal chewing hick), people who are big enough pussies to commit suicide, the religious right (No, that doesn't mean the right to a religion, dumbdick), right wing people, The New England Patriots, Tom Brady, anime, cavities, going to the dentist ($10 says my dentist is scarier than your's), fat chicks, people with private profiles, fat chicks, The Ottawa Senators, Atlanta, the southern United States in general, playing sports when the ground is frozen, spiders, snakes, crazy asshole drivers on the Cleveland freeway, driving through Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh sports teams, Pittsburgh in general, American Eagle, A&F, Hollister, forgetting to put on the big D (deodorant), the Pittsburgh Steelers, a whole shit load of other things. I'm a big hater.
Things that make me brick in my pants: spiders, snakes, large groups of black people, the chance that I may have to sit next to an enormous, smelly blob at sporting events.
Favorite Sports Teams
Arena Football: Los Angeles Avengers
CHL: Youngstown Steelhounds
NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs
NFL: New York Jets
MLB: Cincinnati Reds
NBA: Indiana Pacers (and a bit of a Sacramento Kings fan since Ron Artest plays for them)
Aussie Football: Hawthorn Hawks
Super 12 rugby:The Hurricanes & The Sharks
MLS: D.C. United (until the San Jose Earthquakes come back)
UEFA & FA Cup: Manchester United
NCAA: Clemson Tigers
