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The Immortal Dick Cheney

I am here for Dating

About Me

Born in Lincoln, Nebraska, on January 30, 1941 and grew up in Casper, Wyoming. I earned my bachelor's and master's of arts degrees from the University of Wyoming. My career in public service began in 1969 when I joined the Nixon Administration, serving in a number of positions at the Cost of Living Council, at the Office of Economic Opportunity, and within the White House. I served a crucial role when America needed me most. As Secretary of Defense from March 1989 to January 1993, I Mr. Cheney directed two of the largest military campaigns in recent history - Operation Just Cause in Panama and Operation Desert Storm in the Middle East. I was responsible for shaping the future of the U.S. military in an age of profound and rapid change as the Cold War ended. For my leadership in the Gulf War, I was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President George Bush on July 3, 1991. I love talking about how much of a smug bastard I am, but I digress.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well groomed dark skinned women with nice hair and not all kinky. Asian women with especially round heads and eyes that are almost closed they are so slanty. A woman of the world and knows how to keep it on the DL. Some of those broads in the latest ludacris video are damn fine. I love how thier asses shake my wife tries, but its no where near the same. God awful is more like it.

My Blog

Don't believe what you hear....

Dick Cheney Recharged On Campaign TrailVice President Dick Cheney was on the campaign trail stumping for republicans during the build up to midterm elections when he was seen losing his vigor and powe...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:11:00 GMT

It's a no brainer.

Sure enough, with just two weeks to go and the polls heavily skewing Democratic, the administration's panic-button pushers have brought out the big guns, including an ad featuring Osama Bin Laden sa...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:33:00 GMT

Nov. 7th is coming OOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!!!!

Here in the U.S., we have not had another 9/11. No one can guarantee that we won't be hit again. But to have come this far without another attack is no accident. A lot of things can go wrong in a wa...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:31:00 GMT

Sometimes I am silly *teehee*

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Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:31:00 GMT

Kill people in NY city the Christian way :)

With a neato video game!!  But thankfully there is no cop killing and blood yay!!  Some great quotes from the site include: Are you concerned that the Christian community wont want a game i...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 18:39:00 GMT

I told you I am watching you...

NSA said to be eyeing MySpace to pinpoint possible terrorists Posted by Russell Shaw @ 10:19 pmDigg This!   New Scientist magazine reveals that the National Security Agency is funding researc...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:05:00 GMT

shoots and ladders gov't style..

Connect the dots and put me in jail!!!  Too bad I saved all my "get out of jail free" cards from my other board games.... youareallidiots.....   ROFL!!1!!
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:55:00 GMT

Ann Coulter that gangly biotch!

The Rude Pundit Proudly lowering the level of political discourse 6/8/2006 Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt, Part 2609 of an Endless Series (More Plagiarism? Edition):It is a sad truism in the business o...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:39:00 GMT

People that watch baseball are gay!

Following hot on the heels of George W. Bush's recent example, Dick Cheney threw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals home opener last week. If you read the Washington Post's ini...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:12:00 GMT

well at least we made a good profit on it.....

Halliburton giving US troops in Iraq treated sewage for waterPosted by HamdenRiceAdded to homepage Wed Apr 12th 2006, 08:29 AM ET Support the troops! the minions of the right tell us, in order to stif...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:53:00 GMT