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Clams Casino is voting for That One

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About Me

Get Your Own! | View SlideshowWINNER! MOST COMEDIC MOST INNOVATIVE 2008 Exotic World Weekend!!!Gee whiz, I just rolled out of Ohio with little more than a bottle of Jack Daniels and a dream! You can catch up with me at www.missclamscasino.com! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Rock and roll, country music, pina coladas, burlesque, pin-ups, rockabilly, tattoos, Ohio State football, The Joy of Cooking, BBC America, tropical beaches, Annette Funiciello, Coney Island, Dollywood, Elvis Costello, knitting & needlepoint, Chekhov, kittens, Hayley Mills, Carol Channing, NARAL, Graceland, pencil skirts, Feminist Majority, tennis, Mike Ness, Jack Black, Paul Lynde, vintage clothes, Jameson, Bust Magazine, theatre that doesn't suck, This American Life, Eloise

I'd like to meet:

People who love rhinestones and red nail polish, revolutionaries and Neko Case.

Music:

Elvis Costello, The Clash, Velvet Underground, Madonna, Neko Case, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Van Halen, Lesley Gore, Ronnie Spector, Guns n' Roses, Gladys Knight, Elton John, Scissor Sisters, Stereophonics, INXS, Slade, Bruce Springsteen, Dolly Parton, Sinead O'Connor, Beach Boys, Replacements, Nine Inch Nails, Shangri-Las, Tina Turner, Led Zeppelin, The Band, Jonathan Richman, Rage Against the Machine, The Mamas and the Papas, Prince, Cher, B-52's, The Who, Dixie Chicks, White Stripes, Deee-Lite, Wilco, Bad Company, Joe Strummer, Social Distortion, Le Tigre, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kasey Chambers, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Postal Service, Kenny Rogers, Bill Withers

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Beach Blanket Bingo, Where the Boys Are, Sixteen Candles, The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Spinal Tap

Television:

Three's Company, The Office, Cheers, Saved by the Bell, Absolutely Fabulous, Facts of Life, The Monkees

Books:

Eloise, High Fidelity

Heroes:

Dolly Parton, Charles Nelson Reilly, Loretta Lynn, Jim J. Bullock, Paul Lynde, Jack Tripper, Chrissy Snow, Elvis Costello

My Blog

Clammys' Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

Hello Darlings, March approaches, and I've got lots of tittiful daysahead and even more pints of Jameson and kegs ofGuinness to throw down this Irish gullet. Why don't you come out and I'll show you t...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

Clams Casino's Dainty June!

Hiya Cats & Kittens, Sheesh, I'm still recovering from a huge May and an amazing Exotic World weekend in Vegas. I could write a book about the time I had. The Las Vegas Review-Journal took a minute to...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:22:00 PST

Clams Casino's Birthday Weekend!

Hey Cats & Kittens, I invite you ALL to help me celebrate my birthday this weekend! That's right, on Thursday I turn 21 (+7 for good luck)! I'd love to see all of your bright and shiny faces as ...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:43:00 PST

This weekend in Clams

Hey y'all, This weekend I'm going from the East Village to the Upper West Side Friday it's a night of SEX, NUDITY, LAUGHS, COCKTAILS AND CULTURE (did I mention SEX)? Shock and Awe A Go-Go ...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:45:00 PST

Clams runs the Marathon!

Not really...but I'll be gearing up to drink Mimosas while cheering on the runners! Want to gear up with me? Saturday night I'm performing at the Slipper Room Mr. Choade's Upstairs/Downstair...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:27:00 PST

Quick Update

In case you need a Clams fix this weekend...here's where to catch me. Friday night I'm performing at the Slipper Room. Hot Box Slipper Room (http://www.slipperroom.com) Corner of Orchard and ...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:28:00 PST

Clams will dry the rain!

Hey gang, Hope y'all are keeping dry, but isn't it nice that it's jacket weather again? I have a couple really exciting shows coming up in the next week, hope to see you there! Sunday, Octobe...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:25:00 PST

Hot Clams this weekend!

Just a quick (and tardy) note about what I'm up to this weekend... Saturday night I'm hangin' on the UWS... Saturday, October 8th Late Night at the Vital: The Roaring 20s! 11:00pm $20 (or $1...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:43:00 PST

No escape from the heat with CLAMS!!!

Hey everyone... I'm afraid there's no way to escape the heat this Saturday. I am playing the Slipper Room. It's gonna be hot and you're gonna be there. (I'll be the early go-go girl, so ge...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Breaking the blogging cherry

This is my first real attempt at doing a MySpace blog...so give me some time, I swear it will get interesting eventually, just not today. So this old guy stepped on my toe on the subway this mornin...
Posted by Clams Casino is voting for That One on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST