Kiki Clutch - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Nyc-based burlesque performer who likes to do completely foolish and absurd things on stage for her amusement. and hopefully for yours too. Watch out, I'm a silly one.
THIS WEEKEND!

You can catch me around town if you look for the following:A New Years Eve Cat... A hungry panda performing a fan dance... The Goddess Diana and her Moon... A Blow-Up Doll ready for a career change... A vegetation vixen seducing bunnies... A Frustrated Sensualist... A little sugar in your bowl... A milkmaid thirsty for L-O-V-E... A single girl taking out her ex-boyfriend trash... A master in the science of phrenology... Fay Wray seducing the big gorilla......among others...

Need a walk-about performer? When Kiki brings her Colorform Girl to your event, your guests will have one hell of a time creating artwork and poetry... on her bodacious canvas!

My Interests

on stage, she enjoys squirting milk, eating her own intestines and mooning people for an uncomfortable amount of time. off stage, she enjoys the same exact things, but with less makeup.

I'd like to meet:

the fun. the silly. the low-maintenance. the real.
dogs of the canine kind.
people that like to hug.

My Blog

Where/When to get some Kiki - CONSTANTLY UPDATED

Calendar is SHIFTY and does not always work correctly. therefore, I BE BLOGGIN' in addition to CALENDARIN'... mar 8 - HyperGender Burlesque @ WOW Cafe, 10pm mar 9 - Kitty Nights (a *very special* trio...
Posted by Kiki Clutch on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:12:00 PST

i am in an article. that is fancy. i’ve never been in an article before...

my friend eric wrote it. check it.http://bushwickbk.com/archives/221
Posted by Kiki Clutch on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

i decided to become a panda

and i put panda pictures on my profile. my myspace friends count went down! 2 people DO NOT like pandas, apparently. that's funny, but...HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE PANDAS!!!!???!?!?!?!
Posted by Kiki Clutch on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:31:00 PST

this body brought to you by BACON! my future sponsor?

it's time to admit it... i think i need help for my bacon addiction.last night i had a GREAT time go-go-ing at starshine. in response to two separate comments from patrons about my body and one commen...
Posted by Kiki Clutch on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:23:00 PST