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Abby Normal.

The idea was to kill myself, not to feed the damn fish.

About Me

I love my family, have a very short memory, love Elvira, like cleaning but don't do it very often, love redecorating, hate when people talk about things they know nothing about, love flowers and plants, am obsessed with anything sparkly and/or neon, collect seashells even though it's bad for hermit crab populations (poor babies), wish i wrote and received more letters, PASSED ORGANIC CHEMISTRY!, love stickers and shoes, am on a different planet, need to take more pictures, like to put my cat on a leash and take her to the supermarket, love feathers but can't be so certain that they aren't a result of an abused bird, take in useless trash from outside, only sing and dance when im the only one in the room, like candles, love owls, don't wear any of my clothes and cry about not having any, am afraid of being electrocuted in the pool, hate religion, never really have anything important to say, normally have no gas in my car, think school is NOT cool, know that if i was ever in that cab gameshow where they ask you questions for money i would lose and make a jackass of myself on tv, Zebras = Love to me, can't get enough of "who's your baby's daddy" shows, now know how to properly clap to get sufficient sound, have a serious jean ripping problem because i always sqwat, am vibrant, love lime everything, need some serious help sometimes, everyday a revolutionary idea pops in my head, can be a little embarrassing, have 169 friends and will not be accepting applications for more due to obvious reasons, will be an ornamental goldfish collector one day, would like to atleast once feel my brain grow (not from a tumor), think some people are really scary, cosmic trigger everyday, love the word "diss", have gotten chased by a group of satan worshippers, will literally fight to the death for some people, love hammocks and would like to known as a lovely maniac. "THIS WAY! THIS WAY BOAT! CAPTAIN FRED'S INCHAAAAARRGE!"
"You can't deal with my infinite nature, can you?" "That is soo not true... Wait, what does that even mean?"
That would be quite amazing."Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun."

My Interests

Plants. Having a fish tank. Eating lobster dinner. Elvira. Mad libs. Seashells. foghornleghorn.

and scaring little kids.. obviously.

I'd like to meet:

Rik Mayall and Tim Curry.

Nuts.

The person who took this picture so they can tell me what the hell is going on here. ?

Music:

Yo la tengo, Klaus Nomi, Depeche Mode, Mates of State, the mamas and papas, Bo Diddley, The Beatles, The Smiths, Arcade Fire, Georgie James, Supersystem, The Cure, Mogwai, PortisHead, Miss Kittin,Talking Heads, The Beatles, Jeff Buckley, Fishbone, Tori Amos, scofflaws, Piebald, The Specials, David Bowie, The Cars, The Beach Boys, Nerf Herder, Urban Blight, Pete Yorn, Four Tops, Neon Blonde, bjork, Stereolab...

Movies:

Wicker Man (1973), Drop Dead Fred!, Rocky Horror, Shock Treatment, Harold and Maude, Suspiria, Raging Bull, Death Becomes Her, I Heart Huckabees, My Cousin Vinny, A Bronx Tale, Troll 1, April Fools Day, Witches, The Mouse and the Motorcycle, Beetlejuice, Hocus Pocus, Waking Ned Devine, Saving Grace, Labyrinth, Life Aquatic, Waterworld, Edward Scissorhands, Monsters Inc., Erotic Adventures of the Invisible Man, Return to OZ, Three Caballeros, Allegro Non Troppo, 200 cigarettes (which equal a whole carton!woah.symbolic.), save the green planet (totally cool), little miss sunshine, the science of sleep (i like science), pans labyrinth ...

Television:

I like Arrested Developement, Twin Peaks, MXC, Blind Date and the parental control episode with the soon to be X boyfriend saying "he's a little creeper"... apparently creeper is cooler.

Books:

by April Sinclair, Dick Gregory and Robert Anton Wilson. Right now reading Geek Love.

Heroes:

no one because nothing impresses me..... Except for people who do what makes them happy.

My Blog

My car hates cops.

I have the most amazing car with the most amazing body but sometimes it has a tendency to honk out of nowhere when i turn it on.... what is it's deal? and I didn't know until this beautiful weekend. C...
Posted by Abby Normal. on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

Total bummer...

i sprained my ankle this weekend and am a miserable person. i hate crutches. and this is sooo a big woop. i am lucky that i wasn't impaled because i attempt to jump off the top of a seven foot church ...
Posted by Abby Normal. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

Hump the air to the beat.

So if you notice Garth is humping to the beat. It's pretty amazing. HUMP! , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.... HUMP! , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.... HUMP! , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...- keep it up. Now stretch and one mo...
Posted by Abby Normal. on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:55:00 PST

I love you Swerve

I just signed in and saw the "cool"EST new guy named Swerve, I love you swerve and will be your friend
Posted by Abby Normal. on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 12:17:00 PST