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drinking and driving, things that are lame, gluttony, Christian Rock, Betty Butterfield, debauchery, funny faces, making fun of stupid people, inappropriate bodily functions, ABORTIONS, getting completely shitfaced and making an ass out of myself, atheists, polygamist compounds, Creation "scientists", pornography, VH1 Classics, passive-aggressive bloggers, other people's drama, Islam, bad movies, born-again Christians, Jerri Blank, politics, Jesus, midgets, sluts... you know, the usual...
Amy Sedaris because she is the funniest human being on the planet.
ELO, The Velvet Underground, Joy Division, The Ramones, The Undertones, The Revelons, The Pixies, The Cure, Wire, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Beatles, Bauhaus, X... The 80's... I generally hate Emo and anything that rhymes with Emo- like Screamo??? Oh and I really hate anything that ends in core. The funniest one I've heard so far is Art-core. Hahahahaha. Art-Core. I almost pissed my pants when I heard that one!
Anything by John Waters, David Lynch or Tim Burton... The House of Yes, The Lost Boys, Natural Born Killers, Rocky Horror, Requiem for a Dream, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Borat, Heathers... Documentaries and Lifetime movies.
Six Feet Under, Dexter, Weeds, Strangers With Candy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Carnivale, Freaks and Geeks, Flight of the Conchords, The Food Network...
Chomsky, Sam Harris, David Sedaris, William S. Burroughs, V.C. Andrews... The God Delusion, The Bell Jar, The Neverending Story, 1984, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Harry Potter... and The Bible (Although I need a new one. Mine is missing some pages because I ran out of toilet paper one day. I had one coffee filter left, but I need my coffee. It actually performs an important function.)
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