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Brain

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi, I'm Brian- Capricorn. Alot of people except for my Mom call me BK- this has stuck with me since I moved back from Jersey for some reason. I'm left handed. 80's night is where it's at. I've been to Japan twice and I plan on retiring there. My uncle played a Viet Nam Vet on an episode of Miami Vice where he was involved in a psychotic freak-out jam with Crockett in a pool hall. If you say or have ever said "get 'er done" you are not my friend. Feel free to send me messages, mix CD's, food, or a can of Tom Cruise's Crazy Juice.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Traveling, Old-Man Skateboarding, Ohio, The Color Blue, Infomercials, My Girlfriend's Hipster/Art/Fashion Magazines, Food, Cooking, Cooking Food, Hanging Out At Office Max, Hanging Out At Home Depot, Hanging Out With Friends, and Hanging Out.

I'd like to meet:

Julius Sumner Miller, Gary Busey, Mariah Carrey, Fidel Castro, Vince Lombardi

Music:



Season to Risk, The Chinese Stars, Shellac, AIR, Six Finger Satellite, Lightning Bolt, Trans Am, Detachment Kit, Biggie, Kraftwerk, Fugazi, the Jesus Lizard, 3RA1N1AC, the Evens, James Brown, The Human Reunion, Prefuse 73, ADULT., Shesus, Chalk, Gang of Four, Beck, Les Savy Fav, Rye Coalition, Solvent, Grand Buffet, Hollertronix, Blond Redhead, Aphex Twin, Giorgio Moroder, Falco, GoLab, Tropical Dudes, Shuttlecock, Enon, Mariah Carrey, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, Fannypack, Wilco, 2 Live Crew, F/S

Movies:

Romantic comedies at 4 AM in a hotel room somewhere in Neboklabraskahoma, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, and the Burb's.

Television:

T.J. Hooker, Hart to Hart, Real People, My Two Dads, Dynasty, Knight Rider, Too Close for Comfort, Miami Vice, Wonder Woman, Dallas, Air Wolf, Da' Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Wonder Showzen, Passions, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Office, Primer Impacto, The Price is Right, The Hills, Camp Jim

Books:

Parade Magazine, Bukowski, Vonnegut, Blume

My Blog

It's Funny When You're 27 and an Undercover Cop Tries to Bust You.

Last night while leaving Sterling's with a 40oz. of the Cobra, my friend Heather and I walked past a car in the parking lot and a random type toughguy gets out and yells "B.G.P.D.!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Brain on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:16:00 PST

Fantasy Football is Like Dungeons and Dragons For Jocks.

Last night at work this sports type guy who hangs out at the bar (who is friends with people named "Bogey," "Ripper," "T-Bone," and "Chunk" [seriously]) asked me if I'm doing Fanta...
Posted by Brain on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:43:00 PST

Last Night I Bowled In a Real Tournament Against Real 350 Pound Bowlers.

Last night I bowled in a real tournament against real 350 pound mustachiod bowlers in their 50's with the weird roll things on the back of their necks which I like to call Bratwurst's. Picture televis...
Posted by Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Just Got the "Turn it Down" Thing With the Hands Like Ross.

I'm at the computer lab listening to my CD player and the girl next to me straight up did the scrunched up nose/hand jive combo that Ross from Friends did on that one episode. I guess its ok for every...
Posted by Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST