Currently I've taken a great interest in inventing new reasons to keep on living and oh yeah, "acting"
YOU: a foreign male, preferably available for discreet and indescreet encounters where your almost unbelieveable and impossible ignorance in American customs and etiquette results in assiting towards my inability to have sex with a woman but also teaches me a valuable life lesson and/or lesson about myself....and in between, hilarity ensues.
Mostly the "Happy Dance"
Twelve and Holding (2006) - Mr. Farmer
Laughter on the 23rd Floor (2001) - Val Skotsky
The Whole Shebang (2000) - The Student
The Ghost Writer (1999) - Nathan Zuckerman
Noises Off... (1992) - Tim Allgood
Bare Essentials (1991) - Gordon
Going to the Chapel (1988) - Norman Brinkmann
Me and Him (1987) - (voice)
The Recovery Room (1985) - Steve Griffin
The End of August (1982) - Victor LeBrum
My Favorite Year (1982) - Benjy Stone
Alice at the Palace (1981) - You'll Never Guess
Manhattan (1979) - Shakespearean Actor (as Mark Linn Baker)
Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure (1977) - Andy
I don't know what you're talking about...you're thinking of someone else...no Balky wasn't like that in real life, he's an actor named Bronson Pinchot and we don't keep in touch...I'm sorry that must have been another Mark Linn-Baker, I sell personally engraved light sabers on ebay...etc.
I only read "scripts".
hmmm...? Spiderman...Batman...oh oh...Superman...everyone knows he's a hero, what most people don't know was that I was up for the role...well guess who's dead now?...not me...are you listening Hollywood?