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DEMENTED CRIPPLE PORN

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About Me


This thing started about 4 years ago. . . Gav and Kris and occasionally Matt recorded some really fucking bad grindcore songs cos they had nowt better to do. It was a lot of fun. Recently Gav thought the fun was missing from his music so Matt had the bright idea to start the band again. . . This time without Kris. Ani now does stuff in the band instead of Kris.
DEMENTED CRIPPLE PORN is recorded at home on a shitty computer mic. Having said that it sounds pretty good... yeah?
We don't play gigs EVER! ...eventually if we create enough of this cock then we might put out a split CD or sommat... TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
CHEERS FOR READING THAT!
-DCP
PS... get rid of that fringe ya cunt!
Full Song Titles:
- 'Kevin Arnold's Wet Dream Part 2: An Invitation To The Pants Party. . You Know. . The Party. . With The Pants'
- 'Kevin Arnold's Wet Dream Part 1: Sweaty Goat Sex or How I Gave My Scrote For Satan'
- 'Kevin Arnold's Wet Dream Part 3: Halucinatory Kaleadoscopic Vortex of Spasticated Jizz Blast'
- 'Kevin Arnold's Wet Dream Part 4: Br00tal Fartcore VS TRVE WEZT YORKZHIRE BLAKK METAL'
- 'Kevin Arnold's Wet Dream Part 5: Optimus Prime Bummed Daniel'

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/8/2007
Band Members:

Gavin - He plays the electrified chicken wire fence and programs the jackhammer, He is the only one of us that has genuine talent... He likes shitty romantic comedies and anything with Adam Sandler.

Matthew - He does mouth farting and silly screams n shit. He also makes noises with other things like wooden crocodiles and recorders... He likes shitty horror movies and anything with Will Ferrell.

Ani - She makes funny noises with her vocal chords and plays the wooden frog. She also scares Gavin with spiders and distracts us while we try to record our songs... She likes shitty horror movies too and anything with Ben Stiller.
Influences:

COCK AND BALL TORTURE, piss, MINCING FURY AND GUTTURAL CLAMOUR OF QUEER DECAY, shit, SUFFOCATION, cum, DEVOURMENT, tourettes, MORTICIAN, "THE Emperor", ISENGARD, LOTR, DARKTHRONE, VIKINGS, Eric The Cat, PIG DESTROYER, Elephantitus, INTENSE HAMMER RAGE, White middle class British suburbia, FLIDS, sloths, Sloth FLIDS, Penis envy, King of the Hill, AKERCOCKE, Teenage angst, GOREGRIND, Family Guy, SKULL OF SHIT, Neurosis, SOPOR AETERNUS, rofl, RETH, ABORTED, Wikipedia, BLACK METAL, FINGERBANG, Bill Evans and Jim Hall, NARCOSIS, WAGNER, AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED, Dillinger Escape Plan, AMPUTATED, Face Bummers, PANTERA, Ian Huntley, GORGASM, Monty Pythons flying circus, TORTURE KILLER, Real ale, Cider, GRINDCORE, Gav's sandwich that he's eating right now, MESHUGGAH, Goth Techno, DECAPITATED, The Bravo Channel, WAR IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES, Greek mythology, LEMON PARTY, GOATSE, Cephalic Carnage, HAROLD SHIPMAN...

Sounds Like: A bit o Gore, a bit o porn, a bit o death, a bit o groove and some BLAKKK METAL for the Necrowarriors!

Holy fuck...

Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None