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PISSFACE

Magic pesto of the lotus...

About Me

Self description and narcissism aren't my strong points...I live in Burley, work in Civic Hall and drink a lot of Whittard's coffee. By evening I play 6 string bass for progressive/sludge weirdos Electric Mud Generator , 6 string guitar for A Forest Of Stars (studio project I'm working on with some friends...loads of bleak and weird atmospheres, 14 minute songs, droning black metal nonsense) and like to practice the occult, shamanistic and ritualistic whenever I have a free evening...

My Interests

Breeding habits of the African anteater, aerodynamic micro-construction, collecting dining chalices of famous historical figures, programming in assembly language, application of modern geosynthetics, paradoxical black hole theory, meditation, memorising the human genome, hacking 128 bit SSL via cryptology, handcarving sculptures of the dead from marble, being the eyes and the ears of the rich and powerful, assasinating the rich and powerful, cereology, horse whispering, bat whispering, conducting the royal philharmonic, heliology, listening to Ulver, wearing a monacle, deadly witchdoctory, seeking the fire, sea swallowing, bathing in the blood of my enemies...

I'd like to meet:

No one. You can all get fucked.

Music:

PLAYLIST.....
Mayhem - Ordo Ad Chao
Picchio Dal Pozzo - s/t
Boris/Sunn0)) - Altar
Vomitory - Gore Apocalypse
Jesus and Mary Chain - Pyschocandy
Queen - Queen I
Beck - Midnite Vultures

Movies:

Twelve Monkeys, The Green Mile, Ghost In The Shell, Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence, The Alien Quadrilogy, Ravenous, The Wickerman, Oldboy, Pi, The Omen, Seven, Jacob's Ladder, Brazil, Pan's Labyrinth, Sin City etc... Not a massive movie buff, but I like what I know alot.

Television:

Futurama, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Lexx and Peepshow at the minute...

Books:

I honestly wish I had the time to read more. I don't. I'm a huge Discworld fan though.

My Blog

These are some of my favourite things...

All I ever talk about is bands I like and the bands I'm in. Here are my favourite things ever that aren't bands:-1970's Bang & Olufsen gear-Absinthe-Discworld-Futurama-IT/Networking-Leeds-Real Ale...
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

Haha, what a tour

EDIT: Away with you, you stinking rant.Well, sometimes we all love to bitch when things don't go our way. Here's to the good times.
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

Birthday celebrations...

HAMMERFALL'S CANCELLED - GOING TO GASWORKS FOR IRON ON MAIDEN INSTEAD...ROCK!
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

Weekend highlights

I've treated myself to a 3 day weekend this weekend. Here are some grand highlights:-Capricorns playing an amazing, one of the top5 of the year, sets at Josephs Well on Thursday-The curry challenge. I...
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:40:00 PST

Blood Mountain

An interview I read with Brann Dailor from Mastodon about the lyrical content of the new Mastodon album... "While Leviathan focused on dystopian author Herman Melville's opus "Moby Dick," the new alb...
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST

Househunting

In the search for a place to live me and two of my esteemed friends have taken it upon ourselves to find somewhere to live together. This started in the Autumn of 2005. We are still looking in Februar...
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:00:00 PST

Mint gigs

While given time to reflect recently I managed to compile a list of the best gigs I've ever been to. In no particular order... Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend Band, Zimmers Hole - Bradford Ri...
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 02:41:00 PST

An affirmation of all that is good in the world


Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:06:00 PST

Fun with food

Habeneros, jalapenos, chilli ketchup, harrista paste.... I'm now on the mission to make the HOTTEST baked potato man has ever encountered. The baked potato is by definitions quite a boring, if wholes...
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BBQ?

  The following household objects go down well if you're looking to liven up any of your barbecues this summer:Plastic kettlesExpensive work shirts from M&SLightbulbs (POP!)Bass guitarsO...
Posted by Jon Bernard Cumiskey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST