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I am not a Pretty-Girl

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About Me

I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND THE TIMING IS RIGHT WHEN I TAKE WHAT IS MINE I AM THE CLANSMAN! (cough woman cough cough)
Our passion play has now at least begun, Past all thought of right or wrong, WHEN WILL THE FLAMES AT LEAST CONSUME US?I'm me, Im messy, Im a bit odd, I go to leeds college of art and design, I go to wendyhouse even though I think the main dj is a cock, a mini cock at that (hes about 3 foot tall) I'm almost always at rock of ages, and Devistator is the best night out in Leeds and cockpit is another fave, though I've only been on a tuesday. The only pub I really go in is brickys on a thursday.
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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?
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messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting
i dont think i crave that much attention, and when i set my mind to it i have scary self control

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Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:53:00 GMT

tickle me emo!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:08:00 GMT

dear god, james finally suceeded


Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:58:00 GMT

a load of quizes about me

You're 70% IrishYou're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.(And if you're not, you should be!)How Irish Are You?Your Five Variable Love ProfilePropensity for Monogamy:Your propensity for monogamy...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:57:00 GMT

fucking LOL

I'm in a well cruel mood at the moment.from telling Cat i slept with her interest the night bfr (As in in the same bed, but her face for that second and a half she had to think was so funny, im sorry ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:03:00 GMT

gosh im just so interesting

twas the night after xmas n all through the flat, everyone was stiring cause there are two kids hyper on chocci. oh the joys, so yea, i may actually have to start admiting im seeing someone. this time...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:38:00 GMT

update

im just updating cause its been a while. life is fucking good, men are useless, as usual, but im happy, college is going ace, i still need a job, as usual. ive actually been rejected from morrisons, t...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:45:00 GMT

new me

reet. well ive got an  uber job (soon) the college course i wanted. oh yeah. i love where i live and my friends. ive just indulged in my new perfume. n guess what that horrid grumpy charlotte is ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:08:00 GMT

ive been thinking

a dangerous past time i know, but i have, and ive come to the conclusion that people are wierd. really fucking wierd. like not quirky odd in a funny way. like in a fucking wierd way. i mean what othe...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:54:00 GMT

relationships gah!

why are they so complicated? why do people play games? and why am i the only one playing by rules? since when was it ok to be totally fucked up yourself n mess other ppl up without even giving them th...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:17:00 GMT