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Carline

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I was born in a quaint North Yorkshire market town to middle class parents where I festered for many years under wayward tutelage and a general dissatisfaction with the pedestrian nature of my upbringing. I began to immerse myself in fine literature, arts, music and cinema in the hope that I may find relief from the realities of Northern living in the joys of my own imagination. During one of my soul searching travels to far away shores I was to find that this preoccupation with dreaming would open up a whole new world of oppertunity and achievement and now you see me a fine English gentleman of excellent prospects... For you see within one of my more lucid and enveloping dreams I saw a great and noble city... a city of pearl... with buildings topped by crystal spires... and within this city a young maiden dressed all in white lead me to a mighty temple... she wispered that I was to meet the wise man and that he would enlighten me as to the ways of prosperity... Inside I knelt before him with my head bowed for his face was too bright for my eyes to focus upon without causing damage... He was indeed a wise and learned man... He was a Seer of incredible power... His words comforted me so deeply that when I awoke in a horrendous fever I tipped the pug faced servant that had catered for my stricken body with all the currency I had left for my travels and spent the next few years wandering back to my place of origin indulging in many sinful things and accumulating much... When I finally returned I found that my entire family had mysteriously died and that I was now the sole heir to the Carline estate including that of my distantly related but extremely wealthy half-cousins and my miserly uncle who it seemed had made a small fortune in real estate whilst I was away. And this is where the story of my origin ends... Their deaths were never explained, some say it was a disease that took them, others say poison from the local mines, this would explain the bizarre crystaline deposits that they found around their mouths... but I am often chilled when late at night I dream in incoherant segmants of pearl cities... Of crystal spires... Of maidens dressed in white... and of bright, unbearably bright faces... And of those words that now echo in my head, no longer comforting... "When you return home, fine sir... Everything shall be yours..."
Emperor: The Loss And Curse of Reverence
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My Interests

Being a Cad... Bunburrying... Motion Pictures (including talkies)... Music... Fisticuffs... Hunting... Shooting... Fishing... Cat Burglary... Cucumber Sandwiches... Fine Art... Exquisite Tailoring... Women, particularly of the exotic variety... Sin... Satan... The Goetia... The Chtulhu Mythos... The Works of H.P. Lovecraft...

I'd like to meet:

Propper Gents and ladies who want to have nice pleasant chats about anything random that comes to mind whilst sipping cold beverages and thinking whistfully about fond memories past.

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Music:

I like Extreme Metal, Grind, Doom and experimental Rock music:
Emperor
Primus
Blut Aus Nord
Nile
Meshuggah
Envy
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Nevermore
Deathspell Omega
Sigur Ros
Neurosis
Cock And Ball Torture
Devourment
Hate Eternal
Suffocation
Deicide
Cannibal Corpse
Nasum
Pig Destroyer
Jesu
Khanate
Arcturus
Origin
Defeated Sanity
The Acacia Strain
Ion Dissonance
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Isis
Mono
Gojira
...Loads of others.

I'm responsible for all the horrible lead shrieking and howling in the Leeds Death Metal band Revokation and I extend salutations to the following underground UK metal/rock acts:
Solitary Mass, Snow, Introrectalgestation, Reth, Visions Through Hate, Theoktony, Chaosblood, Citadel, Electric Mud Generator, Impostors (RIP), Severed Heaven, Kastrated, Tangaroa, Facebummers, The Pat Bourne Band, The Skull Branded Pirates, Tundra, The Atrocity Exhibit, A Forrest of Stars, UKDM and Grindethic recs.

Movies:

Mostly cult horror movies and video nasties... thats my speciality but I like anything really as long as it's good... some directors that interest me are David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Tobe Hooper, Dario Argento, George A Romero, Lucio Fulci, Ruggero Deodato, Takashi Miike, Stanley Kubrick, Neil Marshall, Sam Raimi, Umberto Lenzi, John Carpenter, Hayao Miyazaki, Mel Brooks, Satoshi Kon, John Landis, Trey Parker, Zucker/Zucker/Abrahams, Martin Scorsese, Park Chan-Wook, Kim Ki-Duk

My favorite films of all time are =
1.The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
2.Susperia
3.Audition
4.Ghostbusters
5.The Shining
6.Blade Runner
7.Blazing Saddles
8.John Carpenter's: The Thing
9.My Neighbor Totoro
10.Shivers

Television:

Family Guy, Jam, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Dark Place, Snuff Box, Peep Show, Colorful, South Park, Futurama, Twin Peaks, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Serial Experiments Lain, Dragonball Z, Look Around You, Spaced, Mind Body and Kick Ass Moves, Nathan Barley, The Ultimate Fighter, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Porn: A Family Business, Monkey Dust, Millenium, The Dead Zone, Monk, Star Trek: The Next Generation, MPD Psycho... I also like stand up comedy: Bill Hicks, Stewart Lee, Doug Stanhope, Dave Gorman, Bill Bailey, Jonny Vegas, Ross Noble, Jimmy Carr... the list goes on.

Books:

Anything by H.P. Lovecraft or Philip K. Dick... The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut... Fifth Head of Cerberus by Gene Wolfe... I Am Legend by Richard Matherson... Lusts of The Libertines by The Marquis De Sade... Lord of Light by Roger Zelazny... The Satanic Rituals by Anton La Vey...

Heroes:

Tobe Hooper... Takashi Miike... David Lynch... Ihsahn... Seth Mcfarlane... David Firth... Bret Hart... Randy Couture... Trey Parker and Matt Stone... Les Claypool... H.P. Lovecraft... Anton La Vey... Ted Bundy... Patrick Stewart... Christopher Lee... Peter Cushing... Vincent Price... Eric The Cat...

My Blog

Recent things

Recently I have:Joined/Co-founded a death metal band called Revokation with a friend of mine called Reuben. The myspace page is in my top 8 so you can go have a listen and possibly add us if you fancy...
Posted by Carline on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

EMPEROR

Over the weekend I embarked on a most unfortunate expidition to the grand capitol of the western world, London Town. While I was there I indulged in a concert at one of the local music halls and as a ...
Posted by Carline on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:29:00 PST

Another Invention!

Here is another of my inventions!:Truly a wonderful contraption if I do say so myself.I shall become even more wealthy as a result of this!...
Posted by Carline on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:55:00 PST

New Invention

Here is my latest invention:After inventing it I felt a certain sense of accomplishment.Is there anyone out there who would be interested in sitting on it?...
Posted by Carline on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:27:00 PST