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Face Bummers

Time to get bummed in ass....and face

About Me

You don’t know physical love making until you’ve been bummed in the Ass AND THE FACE
From the glorious first days of Sodom and Gomorra, anal loving has been regarded as something for the upper classes, the cream of the crop and the social elite. But even such a bountious sport such as buggery can become stale and stagnant.
Enter Face Bummers
Campaigners and activists for a purer form of sphincter punishment who have taken bumming to brave new hights: To the face.
So prepare to be Face Bummed all you diligent bummers out there.
Ass and Face Rape Cometh.

TRACK LISTING
Being that our songs names are too feltchy for myspace to handle we shall provide a track listing of songs as and when they come,
1:Bummed in the Ass & Face - the Adventures of Face Bummer Vs Scrotum Joe - Part 1 & 2: The coming storm, and rising of the asscheeks
2:Bummed in the Ass & Face - the Adventures of Face Bummer Vs Scrotum Joe Part 3: The bloodcurdling screams of a thousand victims laid prostrate and bleeding before the lord high demon lord of buggery
3:Gimi the Clap & I’ll Give You a Slap
4:You Stole My Bagel
5:Little Miss Muffet Sat on my face
6:sXe qu33r
7: Dead Birdy Song
8: Darth Vader Vs The Daleks
9: Bodger and Badger
ENJOY

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/26/2006
Band Website: facebummers.com
Band Members: KickArse McFist- Programming, Vox, Intestinal rape
Feltchspoon McDeathchops- Vox, Chlamydia propagation
Grumbleguts McSporran- Guitars, misogyny, paedophilic cunnilingus
Arsecheeks McGraw- Guitars, Bummer extraordinaire with 8 years experience.
Influences: Lots and lots of silly goregrind, death metal and prog.
Sounds Like: Getting bummed
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

NEW BANNER AND LOGO

NEW LOGO and A BANNER... ooh i bet you all fucking love this dont youand get this, a magic banner!!!! Heres the code bitches ...
Posted by Face Bummers on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

Bummers in "Advertising MSc" shocker!

Yes kids, it's your friendly neighbourhood Grumbleguts here with a special announcement for all you Facebummees.As your intrepid facebummers simultaneously graduated from Bovine Urineversity on wednes...
Posted by Face Bummers on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST

NEW FELTCHING SONG!!!!

ALRIGHTY THERE ALL YOU BUM PLUMBERSAfters a few weeks of inactivity WE ARE BACK! With a new outlook, a new sense of purpose, a new plethora of flyers printed and A NEW SONG!!!THAT'S RIGHT!!!A NEW SONG...
Posted by Face Bummers on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

Face Bumming Approved By Industry Eggfaeces

Face Bumming Approved By Industry Eggfaeces Greetings to all you mighty bummers across the landWe have news for all and a report on our day off musical bum plunderingFirstly, your humble fabulous bumm...
Posted by Face Bummers on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST