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About Me

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Name: DonkeyTron
Birthday: June 28th
Birthplace: Darwen
Current Location: Blackburn
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: about 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: err..English
The Shoes You Wore Today: clod-hopping work safety shoes
Your Weakness: kryptonite (but keep that under your hat)
Your Fears: people using kryptonite on me
Your Perfect Pizza: one with a naked lady draped across it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: shave a bear with a bic razor
The Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: how did you get my addy? I'm blocking you, you lunatic!
Thoughts First Waking Up: is this Swansea?
Your Best Physical Feature: my hump-back
Your Bedtime: when I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: the time I contracted alzheimer's or the time I contracted alzheimer's
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, coke is a class A drug, stay in school kids and don't do drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd rather eat a pile of fresh dog toffee
Single or Group Dates: just depends on whether the "group" part is the good kind
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sorry, are you mistaking me for Graham Norton?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate wins every time
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, if I want a cup of warm cream I'll crack one off into a mug
Do you Smoke: only crack, and that doesn't count
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: all the time, especially at funerals, "Walking On Sunshine" generally doesn't go down too well though
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily
Have you Been in Love: indeed I have
Do you want to go to College: no, I can eat pot noodles and pickled onion monster munch at home thanks
Do you want to get Married: pfft...who knows?
Do you belive in yourself: yes, I have to, seeing as I'm Santa
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm in a space shuttle simulator
Do you think you are Attractive: haha oh hell no!
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: one of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them, Texas storms are beautiful
Do you play an Instrument: yes, the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: many times
In the past month have you Smoked: only the crack, what's with the third degree?!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: paracetamol all the way baby!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hahahahahaha...oh wait you're serious, let me laugh some more...hahahaha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a mall? who am I Debbie Gibson?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I do like them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, it's like eating a bag-lady's tuppence wrapped in rubber
In the past month have you been on Stage: not that I'm aware of
In the past month have you been Dumped: chance would be a fine thing
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the North West of England? you're pissed
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah
Ever been Drunk: far too many times
Ever been called a Tease: only by Jeffrey Dahmer
Ever been Beaten up: see above
Ever Shoplifted: can I plead the 5th?
How do you want to Die: by stopping breathing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: depends on the person they are attached to
Favourite Hair Color: black or dark hair
Short or Long Hair: either is fine
Height: I'm a short arse..so they can't be too tall
Weight: less than Hattie Jacques is fine
Best Clothing Style: Victorian dress with matching chastity belt
Number of Drugs I have taken: quite a few, but we all grow up and learn the error of our ways
Number of CDs I own: fookin' tons
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 42
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My Interests

Fat Motherfucking kids

This man should be in my "Heroes" section, but Firefox doesn't want to show that section correctly (wankstains)

I'd like to meet:

A raving lunatic that wants to keep me in their basement feeding me on just bread and water and using me as their sex slave...but not if it's a man....well...not unless he's pretty

Alison Goldfrapp (swoon)

Priyanka Chopra (perfection)

Serebro (lickable)

Music:

The Dooleys

Movies:

Anything with bearded karate experts...or films that have midgets in them

Television:

Blues Clues, Sesame Street, Play School, Fingerbobs, Jamie & The Magic Torch, Chorlton And The Wheelies and Cloppa Castle

Marilyn Manson's Weirdo Weekends from Bo! In The USA

Books:

Colouring books and ones with really big letters and pictures of dogs and cats...and maybe sheep...and I also like books that show racing cars...vrooooooommmmm!

Heroes:

Edward Tattsyrup

Joey Deacon

Blackburn Rovers

My Blog

Michael Moore Backs Obama

My Vote's for Obama (if I could vote) ...by Michael Moore April 21st, 2008 Friends, I don't get to vote for President this primary season. I live in Michigan. The party leaders (both here and in D...
Posted by The Drowner on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST

Sir Edmund Hillary, An Obituary

Sir Edmund Hillary, who has died at the age of 88, made it to the summit of Everest in 1953, and became the first man on the planet to reach its highest point.As a boy in New Zealand, Edmund Hillary's...
Posted by The Drowner on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:52:00 PST

How Very "Christian" Of Them

Boy, 9, banned from school Christmas party - 'because he didn't believe in Jesus' Teachers banned a nine-year-old boy from his class Christmas party because his parents had barred him from RE le...
Posted by The Drowner on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:24:00 PST

Give Us Some Of That Bolly Lolly

Hollywood is making its first assault on the vast Bollywood audience What kind of relationship is shaping up between Hollywood and Bollywood? Saawariya (Beloved), which opened around the world on Nove...
Posted by The Drowner on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

Harsh But Fair

ASSOCIATED PRESS November 28. 2007"Enraged" Judge jails 46A US judge has been removed from the bench for jailing 46 people after none would admit to having a mobile phone that began ringing during his...
Posted by The Drowner on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:06:00 PST

Its So Hard To Find A Good Dentist

WOODLAND, California. - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain case...
Posted by The Drowner on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:33:00 PST

Burma

People Power: Monks Lead 100,000By linking the biggest street protests in Burma in two decades to the detained democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi, Burma's barefoot monks have raised the stakes against ...
Posted by The Drowner on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:11:00 PST

wow, that was some freaky, weird timing

Today I cooked Indian style veggie burgers for myself, my niece and my sister.Fun was had, inbetween my stress session, caused by my front door handle coming off when I had just started cooking. (sorr...
Posted by The Drowner on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

Beating By Proxy

According to a Beijing Youth Daily report distributed by Reuters news service in February, an unidentified Chinese businessman posted an online job offer for a "substitute" mistress. That is, in order...
Posted by The Drowner on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST

RIAA sues AllofMP3 for $1.65 trillion

The RIAA is seeking $150,000 for each of the 11 million songs AllofMP3 allegedly pirated.It was first reported by the Washington Post last week that the RIAA was suing the Russian online music distrib...
Posted by The Drowner on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST