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About Me

Okay - so I can be a handful sometimes... This is a drama free zone, though... The fact that I'm not afraid of anything - scares some people. How ironic?! There is nothing worse than regret - I'd rather fail miserably, than to never even try. Fear is the enemy. I want to meet everyone and do everything. I think, that pretty much covers it.
Those of you who know me... know that I am a nice guy. I don't give a flying monkeys ass, what people think or say. Love it or lump it, here I am. You can not get more real than that.
If I have invited you here -it's not because I have designs on you or your boyfriend (real or imagined). I don't want to sleep with any of you - well maybe a couple of you, okay - more than a couple... hehe...
I have been in the Entertainment arena for 20 years as a comedian (longer as a musician). I performed in the clubs and on cable in the 90's (I was ruthless and hateful, back then) now I'm returning to it... via a PC near you. I'll be posting new videos soon and NOTHING is sacred and NO ONE is off limits.
Don't take my stuff too seriously... 1.) Life is too short 2.) I don't give a flying monkey's ass, what you think. Always read my stuff with a smile on your face...that's how I wrote it. If you don't like it Del - eat me! Lighten up.... would ya?
I have not completely abandoned my music...but I want to do something else right now.
My favorite phrase - "Shut the fuck up" - I just like the way it rolls off the tongue : ) If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper. It's not wise to tangle tits with a seasoned queer. As Lucy, once told Charlie Brown - "For every snowball you hit me with, you will get hit with FIVE!" Words to live by, Eh? Mexicans

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Okay, I took out all of the bells and whistles from this page...It took FOREVER to load, otherwise. Just pretend it's still the coolest page you have ever seen : ) MY MUSIC PAGE IS AT www.myspace.com/treydurantmusic

My Interests

www.bilerico.com This what I think of politics
Imagine the people who believe such things and who are not ashamed to ignore, totally, all the patient findings of thinking minds through all the centuries since the Bible was written. And it is these ignorant people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking among us, who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all; who would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us; who would invade our schools and libraries and homes. I personally resent it bitterly. -ISSAC ASIMOV

I'd like to meet:

Greg the Bunny, Dan Milano, Dave Stewart, Annie Lennox...again.
Paris Hilton (so I can SLAP her)

Tyra Stanks (so I can tell her what a stupid bitch she is...and then SLAP her and kick her in the nutz - Come on! You know she has 'em),

Elizabitch Hasselcunt - from the view (to tell her to SHUT THE FUCK UP! and to SLAP the stupid out of her),

Patricia Heaton, Shut The Fuck Up, you stupid right-wing - skank! You should have been aborted. I'm cloning evil thoughts about you right now, Betch!
ANNIE LENNOX Get this player

Music:

Mine, and early 80's Brit pop... EURYTHMICS and ANNIE LENNOX! Annie and Dave in THE TOURISTS Pre -EURYTHMICS The Tourists - I Only Want To Be With You

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Movies:

Anything Sci - Fi / Horror...Adam & Steve

Television:

Stargate : Atlantis (call it a Joe Flanigan thing) - Greg the Bunny. I miss you, Greg! :( ....and now you can see ME!!

Books:

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Heroes:

My Mom - Because she is...that's why! ANNIE LENNOX, Paul Lynde - I admire anyone who can be themselves, without fear - and he was amazingly, funny! Leslie - 'nuff said!"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" - Albert Einstein

My Blog

Early voting started today!, Tyra Banks - Cancel that cunt!, and Prop 2.

  VOTE TODAY!!   I know it's a lost cause in Texas. We have too many inbred fuck-tards out in the sticks that vote refuglican because they believe the refugs will make them wealthy. Ho...
Posted by trey on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:55:00 PST

Finally some GOOD news, Driving with Grandpa.

  Finally after a streak of bad luck and a string of ugly events, my life seems to be back on track - or well on it's way. So many bad things happened this Spring and Summer.  2008 will be r...
Posted by trey on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:30:00 PST

The Debates are over..Yay!, Madges Divorce, The Markets, Murder in the hood...again.

    The debates are over...   FINALLY.   No - I didn't watch a single one of them - and - I don't fuckin' care who "won". Both of them can go to hell. I am reduced to vot...
Posted by trey on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 08:57:00 PST

A Message from Doc...


Posted by trey on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:56:00 PST

What I see from my Balcony, Some random stuff...

  This must be how Fire Trucks breed...       I want a Fireman to show me how THEY breed.     The Fireman who drives the dark grey car is a HUNK! I wan...
Posted by trey on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:39:00 PST

Psycho Mary and the Blob in traffic....

  So, I haven't felt like writing lately - at least not in my own blog. I've been reading a lot of others and posting some funny comments and such. This dry spell is coming to close with a v...
Posted by trey on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:50:00 PST

Memory Lane leads to the hospital, Teyla, ImPalin...

Sorry for not posting much lately. I'm still kinda rattled and shocked by Shane's death. I will be back to being "me" again - very soon.   Thank you for being so patient.   -----------------...
Posted by trey on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:18:00 PST

She’s a whore, I tell you. A giant whore!

I'm sorry that I haven't posted a new blog in a while. I gave Teyla a password to log on to my PC so she could create her MySpace page. Instead, the little shit has spent the last 3 days looking at ...
Posted by trey on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:11:00 PST

Doggy Dictionary

  For those of you who are sick to death of my cat blogs...   Doggy Dictionary LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. D...
Posted by trey on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:14:00 PST

A Teyla Blog.... ***WARNING*** This post may contain very cute pictures.

  Why must EVERYTHING be a contest?!   It's happened... I'm starting to see Joan Crawfords side in the whole parenthood thing.   My new little squeaker, Teyla - is driving me crazy. Sh...
Posted by trey on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:39:00 PST