Okay - so I can be a handful sometimes... This is a drama free zone, though... The fact that I'm not afraid of anything - scares some people. How ironic?!
There is nothing worse than regret - I'd rather fail miserably, than to never even try. Fear is the enemy. I want to meet everyone and do everything. I think, that pretty much covers it.
Those of you who know me... know that I am a nice guy. I don't give a flying monkeys ass, what people think or say. Love it or lump it, here I am. You can not get more real than that.
If I have invited you here -it's not because I have designs on you or your boyfriend (real or imagined). I don't want to sleep with any of you - well maybe a couple of you, okay - more than a couple... hehe...
I have been in the Entertainment arena for 20 years as a comedian (longer as a musician). I performed in the clubs and on cable in the 90's (I was ruthless and hateful, back then) now I'm returning to it... via a PC near you. I'll be posting new videos soon and NOTHING is sacred and NO ONE is off limits.
Don't take my stuff too seriously... 1.) Life is too short 2.) I don't give a flying monkey's ass, what you think. Always read my stuff with a smile on your face...that's how I wrote it. If you don't like it Del - eat me! Lighten up.... would ya?
I have not completely abandoned my music...but I want to do something else right now.
My favorite phrase - "Shut the fuck up" - I just like the way it rolls off the tongue : ) If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper. It's not wise to tangle tits with a seasoned queer. As Lucy, once told Charlie Brown - "For every snowball you hit me with, you will get hit with FIVE!" Words to live by, Eh?
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Add to My Profile | More Videos HAHA!! I SOOOOOO WANT TO DO THIS!
Okay, I took out all of the bells and whistles from this page...It took FOREVER to load, otherwise. Just pretend it's still the coolest page you have ever seen : )
MY MUSIC PAGE IS AT www.myspace.com/treydurantmusic
