Miss California is my April CUNT o' The Month |
Miss California..what can i say. Shes against gay marriage, which is her right. If i were straight, i wouldnt get married to a gay person either!But what i really love is that she says it goes against...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:58:00 GMT |
Hot Buttered Corn and Sugar Plum Fairys! |
Spent a relaxing Sunday afternoon bumming around the Biltmore Fashion mall...laughing at the ridiculi outfits that some yuppies think is high fashion. I believe people in Manhattan would refer to them...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:31:00 GMT |
Church Lady Gets Bitch Slapped! |
A peaceful anti-Prop 8 gathering in Palm Springs turns into a cat fight!" Phyllis Burgen, a Palm Springs supporter of the gay marriage ban, walked through the gathering with her cross, the crowd chant...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:50:00 GMT |
Sarah "moose burger" Palin=Republican Fascist |
Republican VP Sarah Palin is really pissing me off. Who does this stone age thinking, fascist bitch think she is? Shes up in arms cuz Obama rightfully called her a 'pig with lipstick' (he didnt say th...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:50:00 GMT |
Theres a CRACK WHORE at my front door! |
This is completely random but...Last night our doorbell rings, and its some crack whore wearing a 70s cocktail dress. We dont open the door, but yell out the window "what do you want"....to which she ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:16:00 GMT |
Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Jesse Helms! |
Happy 4th of July! And whilst your watching fireworks, and eating JUICY, SUCCULENT hot dogs....please say a prayer of thanks that the EVIL Jesse Helms has finally died. Satan finally called his earthl...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:25:00 GMT |
The Mystery of the Clubbed Footed Caper |
Friday around 5pm, i was lounging in my bedroom (listening to Europop, cuz thats how mama rolls!). Suddenly i hear a SCREECH of tires, followed by a loud CRASHING sound. I look out my window and I see...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:23:00 GMT |
My John McCain Moment |
Some of you may have already heard my story...but for those that didnt:
A few years ago, my friend Coco Rivington and i went to the AMC at the Esplanade to see the British horror film "28 Days ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:08:00 GMT |
Garys Ghost Story |
Just returned from my vacation in a "canned ham" (a canned ham is lingo for an aluminum trailer camper circa 1952). A group of around 13 of us went down to Bisbee Arizona to stay at the luxuriously ki...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:18:00 GMT |
OMG WTF (My BFF’s Bday gift) |
If someone asks you "what do you want for your birthday?", never EVER say "Ohh i trust you, just whatever you think id like".
My good friend, whom i shall call "Coco Rivington", gave me the complete ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:54:00 GMT |
